TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[penalizing]

wow, you really do both look alike!!!
if you closed your eyes, it'd be really hard to tell who's who...

[clothes]

I suppose I'll commend you for *that* much, even at my expense. If that matching wavelength happens to be called No Tolerance For Nonsense then you're probably right. I can say with confidence I have never messed around a single day in my life.

[clothes]

Elderly? Aren't you several months older than me, you absolute dunderhead?

[idolworship]

oho?
then does that
perhaps
make you my grandchild?

[liberal_arts]

I can see how someone would mistake you two if that person lacks an eye for elegance or aesthetics in any way.

But no. You're entirely different.

[clothes]

That would make you my father or uncle, if anything. Grandfather is too large a gap, even for this girl's age. [ how old is lily, 6???? ]

[compendiem]

You're my new phone background.

[roughplayer]

Is that a compliment? It's way too stuffy.

[thesettingsun]

I've only seen him grumpy. You're probably fine.

[roughplayer]

How bad are we talking?

[roughplayer]

Find something more abstract or cuter. Otherwise you'll look like my brother's stalker.

[roughplayer]

Yeah, I was fucking relieved when my eyes were actually gold, not blue. It doesn't help much though when you don't stand still like a photo though.

[compendiem]

Something cuter than Mizuki...
[ impossible ]
What if I just crop the cat?

[roughplayer]

My face will feel sore if you guys keep asking for some crap like this. It's not like I give award-winning smiles myself.

[roughplayer]

Am I cursed or blessed at this point. He's still a jerk to me too, he just doesn't do it without some stupid reason.

[roughplayer]

Suzu right? It's kind of crazy you're that shy little girl from before. Did you get manlier from getting stuck in dudes or something?

[liberal_arts]

Take it however you like. Your sibling(?) is at least a little used to it.

[idolworship]

( he didn't expect kazuki to actually do it, which is silly because kazuki is always way too accommodating to the trashfire that is miai. in any case, Hm, )

awww
is kacchan popular?
well, micchan, in this case
don't worry, i'll ask you for
lots of selfies when you switch back
so you don't feel left out ♪

but, i'm surprised
he really is pretty
he just ought to smile more

[idolworship]

awww
if you wanted me to be your daddy
all you had to do was ask ♪
i hope your fans don't come after me... ♪

[unlightmusic]

o so you guys rly were buttbuddies after all

[roughplayer]

I feel that. I could go and live my life as long as this lasts with just blue eyes and a slightly different bitchface, but I don't want to wreck my brother's career. How's being that bowlcut guy?

[unlightmusic]

thl;;j thats only bc im bad with ppl without my eyepatch on u caught me at a bad time is all [Well, she's still bad with people even with it... just in a very different sense.] ofc its way easier to talk to ppl when theres a screen separating us too and to begin with yuuki-kun isnt exactly the pinnacle of assertiveness so

[fiddlestick]

That's understandable...and Sena keeps himself on a really rigid routine body wise, so I'd imagine he'd want you to keep that up too. [In other words, good luck kazoo] I really want my body back.

[windeity]

well first of all i cannot fly anymore, but more importantly i no longer have a left arm.
so you tell me.

[floret]

Oh!

Huh.

Now that I'm taking a close look...

You really don't look that much alike, do you?