TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[idolworship]

awww
if you wanted me to be your daddy
all you had to do was ask ♪
i hope your fans don't come after me... ♪

[unlightmusic]

o so you guys rly were buttbuddies after all

[clothes]

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[idolworship]

absolutely yes

[clothes]

I will destroy your worldly possessions, your loved ones, and then finally you.

[idolworship]

this is
perhaps
unironically
the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me
in exchange, shall i offer you all my love? ☆
perhaps the desire to possess and
the desire to destroy are not
such contrary feelings, after all

[clothes]

Nothing about this was intended to be or can be interpreted as romantic. It seems you really do have a death wish, don't you Miai? If you have longed to escape this mortal world for so long, you should have told me sooner. I would gladly lend a hand in sending you to the afterlife.

[unlightmusic]

> Suzu Kiryu liked this comment. [She also screenshot it for future reference in case she is in need of new cool chuuni lines.]

[idolworship]

( love u 2 babe )

[idolworship]

to begin with
even if that were a legitimate offer
apparently death isn't permanent so long as you have the app
so i guess you'll have no choice but to put up with me for a little while longer ☆

[clothes]

Continue with this sick diatribe of yours, and I'll show up at your doorstep with a baseball bat.

[idolworship]

awww
does daddy's little girl want to play catch? ♪

[roughplayer]

what the absolute fuck you two.

[idolworship]

papa has two hands, kacchan

[clothes]

There is no 'you two'. I don't know this man. Miai who?

[roughplayer]

WE CAN'T ESCAPE HIM YOU IDIOT. NOT EVEN WITH DENIAL.

[clothes]

I hate this.

[roughplayer]

Join the club, I wish this dumbass app had moderation.

[unlightmusic]

aku its ok ppl make mistakes i still accept u as a good acquaintance its ok if u and aichan were penetration pals its ok if u guys are into stuff like ageplay or that aku has a daddy kink i wont judge but i would appreciate if u guys keep it out of a public space kids can read this yknow and also save it for when ur not a little girl so its less weird

[idolworship]

a fair and valid point

[idolworship]

somehow, i sense strong feelings of love toward me in this thread
i appreciate all of you, too ☆

[unlightmusic]

only u would think that u masochistic freak if i threw on heaps of praise and compliments instead would it have the opposite reaction

[idolworship]

not at all ☆
i'd just presume you'd stopped being shy

[unlightmusic]

[idolworship]

DAI☆SU☆KI