TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[usurpers]

I can’t tell the difference beyond eye color.

Ren Amamiya liked this comment.

[maskreant]

i can tell the difference, but it's very subtle.

[usurpers]

What else is different?

[maskreant]

one of them has an alpha holier-than-thou voice.

[usurpers]

He’s a furry?

[maskreant]

yes.

[roughplayer]

DIE.

[usurpers]

He’s not denying it, either.

[maskreant]

i was just going along with it, but you're right.

[usurpers]

So that’s why he likes dogs.

[roughplayer]

It's way too expensive of a passion to be something I'd want to be into. So fucking stop this stupid roadtrip into the depths of depravity right now.

[usurpers]

Wait, why is it expensive?

[roughplayer]

Fuck off, Renren.

[maskreant]

babe.

[roughplayer]

Cat bastard.

[maskreant]

pupper.

[roughplayer]

The difference between us is you can't shove dollar bills down Mizuki's shirt. I'm a little sexier.

[maskreant]

[ ohhh mY God?????? ]

i don't think that's how it works.

[roughplayer]

Eren what the hell, don't be a dumbass.

[usurpers]

I’m being serious, and Ren knows what I’m talking about.
You guys can see it so easily because you’re used to it.

[roughplayer]

My right ear has two cartilage piercings, and I can't wear cologne or cosmetic crap that has too strong of a scent.

[usurpers]

Those can be seriously overlooked.
Is Sena a furry too?

[maskreant]

yes.

[usurpers]

Are you still going with the flow or

[maskreant]

no, this one is true.

in my dreams, Akira called him a furry.