> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

Comments

[alienates]

Every time I go to a restaurant and they give you a lemon with your drink I am going to want to die.

Ok but let's be real here
It's really not that difficult to be better than the fruit.

[sharplydressed]

better avoid the fancy places with lemon water then (´ー｀;)

also true
but look it's a compliment, just take it!

[alienates]

Ok but that's like Oliver Garden level fancy we are removing a lot of options from the table here.

[sharplydressed]

i guess you'll just have to tell everyone you have a citrus allergy then
maybe we can make it sound like a city-wide pandemic (￣∇￣)9

[alienates]

If we say that and they give us citrus does that mean we can sue them for almost killing us?

[sharplydressed]

i mean
if we pretend it's the kind of allergy where you need an epipen i don't see why not
might as well make it super realistic!

[alienates]

See? There is no way this can go wrong.
I mean
Except for the fact that I don't have an epipen.

[sharplydressed]

good point
that's when you take advantage of the chaos to book it out the front door (｀・ω・´)b
just make sure to pay so you can still come back later!

[AS IF ANY SANE PERSON WOULD.]

[alienates]

Oh good point
Landing on one of those boards filled with pictures of people who are banned is really embarrassing right??
Especially if people you know go there.

[ they're dumb ]

[sharplydressed]

then they'd spread stories about you!
like
oh it's that guy who pretended to be deathly allergic to lemons just to skip out on the bill
kids do the darndest things
(do old people even say that anymore)

[Competing in the moron olympics: these two.]

[alienates]

Maybe I was miraculously cured??
Hallelujah, it's an act from god, I have been rid of this tragic lemon allergy through the grace of prayer.

[sharplydressed]

well now that you have your cover story and miraculous recovery all set and ready to go, nothing's stopping you! (´∀`)

[alienates]

Just so you know
If I get arrested I will take you down with me.

[sharplydressed]

i'll be seeing you in jail, then! ☆*ヾ(-∀・*)*+☆

[alienates]

Most people end up shanking the ones who send them to jail you know.
I am pretty sure that's how it works?

[sharplydressed]

oh, true...（´︿｀）
well
just make sure to stab my bad side so they can photo my good side b(￣▽￣*)

[alienates]

Alright it's a deal.
Let's virtually shake on this agreement on getting shanked.

[sharplydressed]

🤝
sealed deal!
no going back now

[alienates]

Wait
Shit if you actually get stabbed now what if this is used as evidence against me??

[sharplydressed]

should have thought about that one before you decided to sign yourself up for this (๑ゝڡ◕๑)

[alienates]

When I die I am adding you to the list of people I'm going to haunt.

[sharplydressed]

okay but
how are you going to haunt me if i'm already dead and stabbed
are we going ghost inception here

[alienates]

I am sure it is completely possible to haunt other ghosts
What the fuck do ghosts even do if you're not haunting each other?

[sharplydressed]

haunt the living duh
but i guess that's a pretty one-sided friendship...
wow （・□・）
do you think that means that all ghost friendships are basically just mutual hauntings?

[alienates]

Probably.
Maybe that's how ghost dating works too.
Sometimes you take the haunting to the next level.