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Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[notbunaga]

spPawkinobu Tairawr spalright ill bite how did you guys fudge up this time

spPawkinobu Tairawr spoh holy heck

(i wont be using this formatting for replies i just wanted to top level with it)

[parodeity]

holy shit i want to make a joke but its like
where do i ducking start
*effing
**no that sounds stupid too

[notbunaga]

i guess this is the time we live in now dave
nothing but censors the whole way down
how are you able to say shizz anyway
*shizz
*SHIZZ
see i cant do it

1/2

[parodeity]

tbh i think its just an inconsistent piece of shit
i cant say the f word
or like
heck
but with double hockeysticks?

[parodeity]

*that but not red

[appraiser]

cute
the cats
but also the name?

[notbunaga]

hopefully it gets fixed
i dont want anyone calling me pawki irl or i may have to kill them

[appraiser]

that's pretty extreme!
you don't like it? i think it's cute
and inclusive
like an inside joke between Retrospec users

[ghostories]

Meowing Mewrtle aww nobu!
Meowing Mewrtle now you're THRICE as cute ♥♥♥♥

[ suddenly hearts everywhere ]

[notbunaga]

[okay so IGNORING ALL OF YUUKO'S USUAL BULLSHIT]

what on earth is up with your name
i expected like
mewko kameow

[ghostories]

who knows
puns are cute but i think it's a bit much
pawkinobu

[constellates]

cute cute cute !!
just like aki!

[the worst part is that she's sincere]

[notbunaga]

[jesus christ]

"cute" is not my aesthetic so sorry if im not as enthusiastic about this as you

[constellates]

that is ok
maybe now you can surprise people ?
cute face
and then
um

i do not know what aki is if she is not cute
but whatever that is !

[samuraisoul]

Mewbei Nyankōbō How sweet.
Mewbei Nyankōbō I cannot complain about having more adorable animal images around.
Mewbei Nyankōbō Even your 'new name' is quite endearing.

[notbunaga]

yeah trust the animal guy to think this is all endearing
frankly im fine with my name the way it is
adding cat puns only devalues it

[samuraisoul]

It's really more just relief that it's not as damaging as last month's efforts. I'll take cat puns over that, you know?

So long as everyone doesn't start thinking Mewbei is my real name forever.

un: May Sfurry

[me_matey]

diddly dang doodly, son, u got cootyfied

[notbunaga]

between this and the neon pink cat themed layout
it's like they're trying to turn my indifference into loathing
someone's in that building right now thinking "how far can we push her"

[me_matey]

u may need to take a numbah girl

theres a queue out to streets full of people who wanna give these clown-ass fools a pizza they mind

[antagonize]

I guess you could say they really screwed the pooch with this one. But even that sort of joke leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

[notbunaga]

it wouldve cost you absolutely nothing to keep that to yourself
but you just had to do it

2/2 i changed my mind

[notbunaga]

anyway
if they didnt screw up so much already i wouldve assumed this was an april fools thing
the fact it isnt makes this even worse

Honyaka Clawsaka

[korekara]

OH MY GOD
that's so much. it's too much. i love it.

if i called you pawkinobu next time i saw you irl how hard would you punch me for for how long

[notbunaga]

i already told someone else id kill anyone who tried it
and i wouldnt want people thinking im a liar