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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

username: pade woof

[rhapsodeity]

sp sphurray!!!!!! it is usable now i love my lime green doggie look <3 it is so so so adorable! :D

sp spwait no whats that profile picture and username! noooooooooooooo

[parodeity]

neon pink cats
ill trade you

[rhapsodeity]

keep dreaming!!!!!!
as if i would trade anything for my beautiful green doggie theme
it is like in the handheld games where you can pick a theme!
i bet this is a premium one and now they cant take back because i am using it

[parodeity]

wait i just squinted at the userpic
did they
did they censor a word in your userpic
oh my god

[rhapsodeity]

what do you mean censor
it says duck you what else is it suppose to say

[notyourutopian]

Elliecat Pade Woof?
Elliecat Suddenly mine doesn't seem so bad...
Elliecat Cute profile pic though

[rhapsodeity]

i hate the profile picture!!!!
you can have it!!!!!

[notyourutopian]

Mine is stuck as me still.
Can't change it.
But my interface is this sort of...neon pink and yellow and blue

OH IT'S AN EASTER EGG

Wow that took way longer than it should have to figure out.

[rhapsodeity]

what!
hahahaha!!!!
ok thats kind of clever!
but pade woof is pretty terrible still and every time i comment i see a rainbow of dancing fruits with text that says remember to brush your teeth :/

[appraiser]

Crowji Mochickuki what does your picture say?
Crowji Mochickuki all i can read is duck you

[rhapsodeity]

oh i like yours ryoji!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think it says duck you pay me

[appraiser]

lol i thought it was cute too. kind of hard to read out loud though
i would pay the dog!
like in one of those kissing booths, a dollar in exchange for a doggy kiss

[rhapsodeity]

:O
ryoji thats an amazing idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow i cant believe that never occurred to me!
doggy kisses in exchange for a dollar!
all the money could go back to the shelter!!!

Username: BlakKat

[true_noir]

BlakKat I can tolerate my username.
BlakKat It could have been a great deal worse, and we know it.
BlakKat But maybe we can choose our own next time?

[rhapsodeity]

that is a lot to hope for chloe :p
blakkat really isnt too bad though!

[true_noir]

It is, but at this point I am simply hoping this is the April Fools' pranks, and that in the end we are looking forward to a little peace and quiet. Though, given what I just found in my unmentionables drawer, I would say that is not very likely.

[rhapsodeity]

ummmmm
i am not so sure i want to ask buuuuut
what did you find in your undies drawer.......

un: May Sfurry

[me_matey]

girl

GURL

OWN IT

U DA WOOF NOW

[rhapsodeity]

lol hi may
everyone pronounces my last name as woof anyway so i have already accepted it!
i prefer the elegance of wolf though

[me_matey]

PSH

elegance is overrated. boo to that.

woofs r cute fluffy hugbeasts. everyone loves woofs.

[rhapsodeity]

why not both????
i think if you cant hug a wolf then you are not a true woof :O

username: purina friskies

[trueend]

was your pic supposed to say a bad word
i dont think i like this update

[rhapsodeity]

yes it was :(
i like the animal display thingies!!!!!!!!!
they are adorable
so is your username wow!
thats probably even better than elizardbeth

[trueend]

thank you o:
your new username is very nice too!!!
though i wish
we could change it back to normal if we wanted to :/

[rhapsodeity]

that would be nice but i think this is the april fools joke :(
every time i respond to you i get a procession of quaking ducks!