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[recollecters]

Greetings, Users. Our system may be experiencing some residual glitches from a recent network malfunction. Our technical team is working on getting these issues under control. Please direct any concerns in the meantime to the HR department at humanresources@retrospec.com. Our staff has furthermore noticed a significant increase in tags and trends for #aprilfools and #pranks. Keep on your toes and be certain to tag your best tricks for Retrospec™! Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Any emails sent to the HR department will be returned with a failure to send notification, and will furthermore automatically be posted to the Retrospec network. Oops? Characters who have been in game for one month will find they can now change their profile pictures. Glitches will be in effect until the 15th and may include: -Usernames changing to a cat, dog, or bird pun. -The Retrospec application being changed into a neon color + animal theme of some variety. -Notifications going off at random and being unable to be turned off. -Various "special effects" crossing the screens when people comment. -Users having to beat a level of pac-man to access the application, and then being made to beat a new level every hour to keep using the application. -Thomas the Tank Engine memes being sent to users every hour for some reason. -Profile pictures being replaced by pictures of rabbits and easter eggs. -New creepy pasta stories appearing upon log-in, to be forwarded to someone before the app can continue to be used -Parental lock and auto-correct on cursing (i.e. fuck -> duck) -A parade of pixel Chocobos or dancing fruit scrolling across the screen after each comment posted

Comments

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking so. anybody got any good pacman tips?
Steven Squawking other ideas might be good too but logic doesn't seem like their strong point so why bother?

[parodeity]

http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-a-Mermaid-at-School
wikihow is your best friend my man

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking you say that like I have time to wiki stuff
Steven Squawking also are you trying to tell me something strider????

[parodeity]

ok
honestly
my c/p failed me
http://www.wikihow.com/Win-in-Pac-Man i meant to link you this one
and forgot my c/p had already gone to a weirder wikihow when talking to someone else
oops

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking no no no we're going backwards
Steven Squawking I want an explanation on the mermaid thing because this sounds like a hilarious story that I needed to hear sometime yesterday
Steven Squawking unless it was for anya because I could somehow buy that

[parodeity]

no it was el
she said it was weird that pacman had a wikihow and i said it wasnt even in my top ten favorite weird wikihows??????
this mermaid one obviously qualifies

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford tip 1: suck less.

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking tip 2: duck off

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford i'm so glad you got parent locked.
Cindy Clawford fuck of to you too!
Cindy Clawford what other replaces do they have on?

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking *off
Steven Squawking :)
Steven Squawking also kiss my sass, wendy, this isn't funny. I'm too old for a parental lock
Steven Squawking my app's now a bright green turtle theme, does that count?

[aegist]

Cindy Clawford kiss my sass kind of sounds cutesy actually i'm going to remember that one.
Cindy Clawford neon blue cats for me. annabeth has yellow snails i guess?

[voideity]

Foxy Strider git gud

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking aw c'mon not you too...I thought you'd be a little sympathetic to my plight foxy-roxy

[voideity]

Foxy Strider as a pro gamer w her own twitch channel w like ten followers
Foxy Strider i have no time for problemos of noobs birdboy

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking just for that I'm revoking my dinner offer
Steven Squawking ...I didn't know you had a twitch channel. I'm not surprised, but I didn't know
Steven Squawking and don't call me a noob, I know how to play well enough

[voideity]

Foxy Strider if i take back what i said will u take back your revocation :(
Foxy Strider i mean sometimes even i forget its there
Foxy Strider my apologies pacman adept squawking
Foxy Strider wait why is it squawking hawking is already a bird???

[clear_eyes]

Rachat Hishimura Each of the ghosts has some pretty specific behavior. If you can figure out their patterns you can avoid them rather easily.

[Did she look this up herself when Retrospec forced her to play a level just to open the app? DefinitelyMaybe.]

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking I can't believe there's a whole article about pacman ghosts
Steven Squawking I mean that's awesome, but I can't believe it. thanks a lot
Steven Squawking is it easy to figure out their patterns?

[clear_eyes]

Rachat Hishimura Well I'm not exactly an expert. It depends on how much time you plan on putting into it, I guess.

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking as dumb as this network is half the time I'm starting to get used to it. if I get locked out each time and have to play a round of pac-man to get back in? I'll be playing a lot. but then again I'm not that patient either

[clear_eyes]

Rachat Hishimura It's definitely more tolerable than that business last month.
Rachat Hishimura I actually had a bit of fun with it.

[constellates]

Nyanya Vasiliev you could ask thalia
Nyanya Vasiliev or is it cindy ?

[apparently the answer to betrayal is

more betrayal]

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking cute. it's sweet that you think thalia would be even the slightest bit helpful to me instead of laughing at my suffering

[HE ALREADY APOLOGIZED WTF ANYA :(]

[constellates]

[WAS THAT REALLY AN APOLOGY

either way she's just playing]

Nyanya Vasiliev maybe if you ask nicely ?

[chiseler]

Steven Squawking see you can get away with that. you ask people nicely and they give you everything. I ask people nicely and they're just like "okay what do you REALLY want" like I'm suspicious or something
Steven Squawking which is fair, but also uncalled for