hard

[stopbleeding]

when u rev a duck it quaks

Comments

[stopbleeding]

k ass thx
tell me where horn is then enlightend 1

[daemonized]

You're quite welcome!

[sorry 4 ardyn]

On the steering wheel, of course. Haven't you ever driven a duck before?

[stopbleeding]

kinda concerning u have

u kno u r shitty comedian

[daemonized]

Or you lack a sense of humor. This whole situation is inane; why not indulge yourself in the ridiculousness?

[stopbleeding]

cuz u sounded lik pervert until now

[daemonized]

I fail to see how that's the case. If I wanted to have fun with double entendres, I would have chosen a subject that doesn't center around ducks.

Maybe you just have your mind in the gutter?

[stopbleeding]

dont put me at ur lvl
pervert thoughts just seem 2 b trend here

[daemonized]

Now, don't lump me in with that lot. I'm nothing at all like that.

[stopbleeding]

u kno
somthng abt u rlly pisses me off

[daemonized]

What, already? We've barely had much an exchange to begin with.

You're the sensitive sort, aren't you?

[stopbleeding]

[seNSITIVE]

shit like that is why!! you're aggravating!! piss off!!

[daemonized]

[~sensitive~]

I haven't done anything! [This might be text, but the amusement is probably heard through it anyway. Because Ardyn is just like that.] And here you are, yelling at me for no real reason. I think "sensitive" is a fair descriptor.

[stopbleeding]

SAY THAT AGAIN I'LL KICK YOUR ASS YOU SMUG HORN HONKER

i'm cry

[daemonized]

What? That you're sensitive? My apologies.

Would you prefer a different synonym? Delicate, perhaps? That has a more eloquent sound to it.

Re: i'm cry

[stopbleeding]

GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS YOU'RE A DEAD MAN

[daemonized]

I'm sorry, I don't give my address out to strangers. Especially those prone act impulsively in a fit of delicate emotion.

[stopbleeding]

fuck you

[daemonized]

[ l m f a o ]

[darkinferno]

don't murder the prof

[Guess who's been watching this exchange go on with an increasingly more deadpan expression?]

i'll sit outside his house and lay on the horn he's convinced me to add to my ride

since he's so concerned with what they sound like

[stopbleeding]

ohhhh? so he's got a car, huh?

what kind?

[daemonized]

Malicious destruction of private property is a jailable offense, you know.

[stopbleeding]

now now no need to fret. just a fan of cars. no harm in that.

[daemonized]

Oh, I'm not fretting. I'm merely under obligation to provide such a warning when I feel it's necessary.

[darkinferno]

i wasn't talking about his car

i was talking about mine, since he seems to like riding in it so much and is giving ideas for how to make it better

[stopbleeding]

[damn.]

what does a guy like him know about something like that?