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[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[stopbleeding]

he commited the worst crime a man can. he betrayed my trust and turned against me.

[explodosafe]

whoa. did you drink your last beer or did he use your sandbox without asking first?

[stopbleeding]

YOU WANT ME TO PUT A BOUNTY ON YOU TOO?!

[explodosafe]

I dunno, it sounds like it could be some good practice for my running skills if you do.

But seriously, I know you won't hurt him.

[A pause.]

Much.

[stopbleeding]

you're gonna weaken my reputation.

[explodosafe]

True men know temperance and how to enjoy their revenge served cold.

Besides, you already called him a pinwheel pervert in broad public. Your rep's a lost case!

[stopbleeding]

you're assuming he cares about things like that.

he'll be ruined when i make him bald.

[explodosafe]

dude, he won't

not unless he's a real sheep

[stopbleeding]

worse. he's a model.

[explodosafe]

[Ok, that just made him burst out laughing like an idiot. Well played, mentor, well played!]

if that's the case then you'll have to shave him down there too, sensei! else he can just take waist down jobs for the time being!

[stopbleeding]

wHAT

[explodosafe]

hey, just tossing out ideas and catching a pinwheel pervert or two it seems ;D

[stopbleeding]

DON'T CATCH HIM THAT WAY

[explodosafe]

T_________T

(but it worked)

[stopbleeding]

I DON'T WANT IT TO

[crudest]

he said model not porn star my guy

[explodosafe]

WHOA!

SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!

DO I GET THE BOUNTY FOR LURING YOU OUT NOW?!?

[explodosafe]

But seriously, you could just model pants or socks or shoes or some kinky lingerie while you're waiting for your hair to grow back if he doesn't do you whole. You gotta be creative and put some attention to the details!

[stopbleeding]

don't.
ever.
say.
do you whole.
again.

[explodosafe]

i won't if you manage to catch me

[Maybe he can get his first free parcour lesson out of this]

[stopbleeding]

don't hold perverted things ransom!

[crudest]

so what you'll just do me half?

[stopbleeding]

I REALLY AM GOING TO KILL YOU

[crudest]

this doesn't count as catching me kiddo
points for excitement though

but listen he's not gonna catch me at all so it's not gonna matter

[explodosafe]

Well, I found you and got you to stay around, I'll call that a big step forward already. Progress is progress!

You'd rather he'd drop you and let you down?