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[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[thesettingsun]

Photos don't take up that much space on your phone.

[...don't ask how many he has, because it's more than that.]

[stopbleeding]

[guess what.]

do you have more?

[thesettingsun]

Yes. I'm not sure how many, I'd have to count.

[stopbleeding]

then that's too much.

[thesettingsun]

It's a totally reasonable number! I delete some all the time!

[He keeps them on his laptop, which has more space.]

[stopbleeding]

but you still have enough left.

that's a lot.

[thesettingsun]

It's for reference purposes!

[stopbleeding]

reference for what?

[thesettingsun]

Fashion! Obviously!!

[stopbleeding]

oh. so you what? copy his outfits or something?

[thesettingsun]

No, that would be creepy.

[...said without a hint of irony.]

[stopbleeding]

then how are they references?!

[thesettingsun]

I can take inspiration from the fashion trends without copying his outfits piece for piece!

[stopbleeding]

i don't get it.

[thesettingsun]

It's too complicated to explain here, I'd go over the character limit.

[stopbleeding]

i doubt that. summarize it.

[thesettingsun]

Certain trends in fashion can be understood without you copying the outfits one-to-one. For example, you can look at different outfits with patchwork florals and go 'oh, patchwork florals are in' and not have the SAME patchwork floral shirt as the model. It's a good way to see what works well paired together too - florals and bold stripes are both in but like hell I'd wear them together, that's a recipe for disaster. Models are "models" for a reason, they're there to show you what looks good and what's in for the season, but it's better to base your style off of that than just copy them one for one. That's creepy and kind of pathetic, if you don't have enough fashion sense to make your own outfit decisions. Plus, we don't all have model bodies, we're not going to be able to work it as well as Baren Kaiyou can.

[I don't know what Retrospec's character limit is but if this were on Twitter it would take six comments.]

[stopbleeding]

[how is this a summary]

the way you ended that makes it sound like you've got a crush.

why can't you just wear what you want?

[thesettingsun]

I do wear what I want! Because I want to look good!

[And how about he doesn't respond to that first part at all ever.]

[stopbleeding]

and baren always looks good.

[uh. huh. yeah. he's noticing that silence.]

[thesettingsun]

It's his job to look good, so, obviously.

[stopbleeding]

so how many pics do you have?

[thesettingsun]

29.

[He counted. It's a reasonable number, probably...]

[stopbleeding]

it's a crush.

[thesettingsun]

REFERENCE MATERIAL.

[why are you like this, Shuji]