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[recollecters]

Hey, Users! This month's wikihow is right over here. In other news, don't you just love our logo colors? Such a nice shade of blue. I'm pretty fond of it myself! You know, Janet has blue eyes. But then, I guess you guys don't know anyone with eyes that color anymore, right? Whoops. Anyway, see you next month! Well, some of you anyway. :) Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As discussed on the monthly plot post the colors blue and green are now gray - except for the blue on the retrospec application logo and their building sign, although no NPC will be capable of seeing the color in these places. As stated in the plot post, NPCs will also seem to be completely unaware that the colors blue and green ever existed. Oops. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Last's month's application round characters are now capable of changing their profile pictures.

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[splinten]

Go earth.


By replying, you all signed an inviolable contract to sing the song together. In case you didn't know.

[parodeity]

go back in the box captain p
or at least put on some more clothes
crop tops and speedos in this day and age
i am aghast

also i refuse 2 the contract unless i can rewrite the music

[splinten]

I'll allow that.

[secare]

c'mon
you think you can write a better song than the captain earth theme song??

also i want a refund on this captain earth!!

[goen]

No refund! You only get one Earth, so you better pamper it and love it for what it is!

[goen]

It sounds like you're thinking of a sturdy, modest, environmentally friendly outfit with lots of coverage, young Dave!!
Don't worry, I'm way ahead of you. I've already made the switch!
POW!!!! Begone, campy spandex! Hello, age of the tracksuit!!!
You guys can all get matching color-coded ones too. To symbolize our unity! (･ᴗ･̥̥̥)

[secare]

a b s o l u t e l y
N O T

[parodeity]

ill only accept tracksuits in this exact shade of red

[goen]

Done!

[ everyone ignore the naysayer up there ]

[splinten]

I'd be okay with a tracksuit.

[parodeity]

i hate you and all your life choices

i mean i said ok too but
i hate you and all your life choices
"life" is "fashion" here

[splinten]

Put on your matchin' red tracksuit and join the team, Dave.
We can finally share my fashion sense.

[parodeity]

nvm im leaving this entire debacle
earth is out
i cant be a part of this travesty

[goen]

Dave!! What is Captain Earth gonna do without Earth?!
What am I captain of?! I'm having a crisis!! I need you!!! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

[goen]

YEAH!!!!!!
What's your color?! (/^▽^)/

[splinten]

This orange.

[goen]

Specific! But decisive! I dig it!

[secare]

oh my god
you're going down a road
that even i can't save you from

[splinten]

Nothin' wrong with a tracksuit.
I'll just take off the jacket so I don't have to deal with sleeves.[Dirk's vendetta against long sleeves is bad

Dirk's terrible sense of fashion is also bad]

[parodeity]

he cant be saved he literally tries to buy like
furry crocs
who the fuck does that
this asshole

[admiringly]

tracksuits are the opposite of saving the world
i take back what i said before
please don't do this yato!!!

[goen]

Et tu, Chiyo?!
Is this how you really felt about my clothes all this time?!

[admiringly]

your fashion is your own! and that's fine!
please don't impose it on others!!

[ she excuses his tracksuit because yato looks like a hobo normally.... ]

[goen]

Dirk and Dave said it would be okay!! They're fine with it! It's fine!!!
Is it cuz you're jealous Chiyo?! Don't worry, we can get you one too!

[admiringly]

i thought dave would've protested... (｡•́︿•̀｡)
and from what i'm reading about dirk it's not surprising?
please don't give me one
if you only listen to one thing from me in your life
please please don't give me a matching tracksuit
PLEASE