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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[notbunaga]

you can swear you know
they wont ban you i promise
this isnt club penguin

[alienates]

I know I can swear I was exercising my right to use different vocabulary.
FUCK
Look, a swear word!!!

[notbunaga]

yeah well where's the flow
where's the poetry
did you consider 'rancid heap of horseshit'
that just rolls off of the keyboard and into the heart

[alienates]

The fact that you're telling me to do this just makes me want to less now.
Turd.
Poo.
Excrement.
Dung.

[notbunaga]

terrible turd tower?
putrid poo pile?

you know what
im gonna stop myself here
i cant believe im talking about this

so instead dont go around telling strangers im some kind of stab happy weirdo

[alienates]

OH
They talked to you about that?
I mean, I wasn't lying.
You did stab me.

[notbunaga]

i didnt even pierce the flesh, you baby
dont be so dramatic

[alienates]

Well I didn't say that I was bleeding!
If they came to that conclusion that was on them not me.
So nothing I said was a lie, nor dramatizing the situation, thus I did nothing wrong here.

[notbunaga]

did you say "she prodded me with a fork"
or did you say "she stabbed me"

[alienates]

I don't recall.
It was so long ago??
You can't expect me to remember the exact wording of every single one of my conversations.

[notbunaga]

fine then im assuming you were as vague as possible
in which case it's totally your fault. i dont doubt you went out of your way to make it seem worse than it is
this whole "i didnt lie i just didnt tell the whole truth!!" bs is the most insincere way of brushing responsibility off of yourself and everyone knows it

[alienates]

YOU STABBED ME FOR NO REASON AND YOU KNOW IT

[notbunaga]

i gently prodded you with a fork
sorry i had no idea you were made of cotton

[alienates]

I am calling bullshit here on the grounds that you have never done anything that could ever be considered "gentle" to me in your life.
If anything here is a lie, it's that and you know it.

[notbunaga]

i didnt even pierce the flesh
that's gentle

[alienates]

Uh no
Gentle would be not putting a fork anywhere near my person that isn't my fucking mouth.
Which is the only place a fork should go.

[notbunaga]

fine ill go for your tongue next

[alienates]

Fuck you
I will go for your tongue before you can go for my tongue.

[notbunaga]

i bet you neglected to mention you stabbed me back too

[alienates]

The important word there is "back."
It was self-defense!!!

[notbunaga]

yeah and i didnt go around whining to everyone you did it
i hadnt even thought about it until now. it was a total non-issue, you drama queen

[alienates]

It just came up in conversation!
Somehow.

[ he doesn't remember how it got eased into conversation actually. ]

[notbunaga]

please
id put good money on this not being the only person youve told too, honestly

[alienates]

What???
No!!!
I don't go walking around, blabbing to people like that.

[notbunaga]

whenever youre around me in person i cant get you to shut up
i dont believe you