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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[alienates]

"I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. "
This is literally just the asshole way of saying that whoever the fuck Maurice is did all the work and you're just taking credit for it.
Have you ever gone one single day in your life without ruining someone else's day, Jim?
Maurice probably worked very hard on this code that shouldn't even be a thing in the first place because this gigantic pile of droppings should not be left on our porches every morning for us to step on.

[notbunaga]

you can swear you know
they wont ban you i promise
this isnt club penguin

[alienates]

I know I can swear I was exercising my right to use different vocabulary.
FUCK
Look, a swear word!!!

[notbunaga]

yeah well where's the flow
where's the poetry
did you consider 'rancid heap of horseshit'
that just rolls off of the keyboard and into the heart

[alienates]

The fact that you're telling me to do this just makes me want to less now.
Turd.
Poo.
Excrement.
Dung.

[notbunaga]

terrible turd tower?
putrid poo pile?

you know what
im gonna stop myself here
i cant believe im talking about this

so instead dont go around telling strangers im some kind of stab happy weirdo

[alienates]

OH
They talked to you about that?
I mean, I wasn't lying.
You did stab me.

[true_noir]

solidly in the "Anything has to be better than hearing Jim make a fool out of us again" camp, are we?

[alienates]

Jim Halloway burnt my village to the ground and pissed on the ashes of my dead friends and family.

[true_noir]

What's this about a village? Or are you doing another of these 'bits' you do? Either way, I agree. The world would be better off without him.

[alienates]

It is one of my bits yes.
As far as I am aware I have not had any villages burnt to the ground, but I am sure that I will be notified otherwise if I have some memory or whatever saying the opposite.

[true_noir]

You had me slightly concerned for about five seconds before I remembered who I am speaking to.

[She was pretty sure if something was actually wrong, Karkat would tell almost nobody about it, and use deflection to hide the problem for as long as humanly... or trolly possible. Was "Trolly possible a thing? Eh, she didn't know and she knew better than to bring up the word with him. That would get Ami into trouble.]

Fortunate for the villagers that they do not exist in that case, instead of being burned to the ground cruelly by the machinations of the person playing 'sims Recolle,' yes?

[alienates]

[ it would get ami in trouble. don't get her into trouble, she does not deserve it. ]

HAHAHA
My favorite part is putting them in the pool and then taking the ladder out so they just eventually drown in there because they somehow can't just climb out over the sides.
Fucking classic.

[foretellable]

Jim sucks 100%.

Let's get Maurice to talk to us from now on. #MyMaurice2017!!

[alienates]

#ImWithMaurice
#MoreMaurice
Ok I'm done with hashtags.

[foretellable]

Those hashtags are awesome!

You should be make the posts every month or something. You're way cooler than Jim. [ which is not a feat considering that this is... jim. but hey! it's still a compliment. ]

[alienates]

You know what?
That is a very good idea that will have little to no consequences for everyone involved.
How do I sign up to post the monthly newsletters.
I'll give them my resume.

[foretellable]

Why not post your resume here?

Someone I was talking to was saying we had to be careful what we gotta say here so I think he was thinking they watch this. If they are, this is the best time!

[alienates]

Oh man, great idea.
My only concern is that others will see it and rip me off??
People on the internet are fucking thieves.

[lostapprentice]

by being responsible for this aggravating nonsense even partly maurice deserves whatever petty slights he gets.

now if only someone would do the same to jim.

[alienates]

Jim still sits on the throne of my contempt as long as he is the only obnoxious twat we have to deal with.
At least all the other names we know, I can imagine them to be slightly less brain numbingly aggravating.
But motherfucking Jim Halloway. This douchebag.

[lostapprentice]

i've heard "better the devil you know," but i suppose imagination can be a powerful thing.

unfortunately, i can't help but think there's someone worse than him that works at this catastrophe masquerading as a company.

[alienates]

There probably is.
I wouldn't think the person in charge would waste time doing grunt work like this?
Unless this is one of those times where it's like
~~THE MAIN VILLAIN WAS IN FRONT OF YOU ALL ALONG~
Bullshit deals.

[lostapprentice]

i can't say i'd be surprised either way. perhaps if jim is in charge, he just likes to see how all of these changes are screwing us over firsthand.

all he seems to actually do is post once a month anyway. it's not as if we can take him at his word that he's doing anything else given the complete lack of transparency.

[alienates]

Basically??
He doesn't even interact with anyone in the replies, he just posts shit then goes.
You can't even know for sure if they're even reading this because it'll be pretty obvious that we're complaining about it all.