asking for a friend

[esperimental]

Ritsu Kageyama 7/2 near Chata

Welcome to all the unfortunate new users of Retrospec. You should know the unnatural changes of the world also affect loved ones outside the city, who are oblivious as the non-Retrospec users here; you might also experience some physical changes or receive unwanted things in the mail. Usually at the start of the month, given others' accounts. Anyway... If people were being very insistent. (Very.) And refusing to take no for an answer, what type of birthday present would you ask for? P.S. Indecisiveness is unhelpful and not the point of the post, please refrain from posting so unless you have some idea.

Comments

[chargebomb]

You can have a marimo
Or a hissing cockroach
Or a pet rock

[esperimental]

The only partway acceptable answer among that list is the first one.

A marimo wouldn't be bad. Except it might not have color yet, I should check.

[ Don't judge a lil moss ball by its lack of green Ritsu. 8( ]

[chargebomb]

Aw don't hold that against it or anything!
A marimo by any other color would still be just as marimo-y

[esperimental]

If I can't tell when it's not feeling good it could get dangerous.

[chargebomb]

It's not easy to kill one of those things right?
Just make sure to change the water and everything

[esperimental]

Fair point. Maybe I'll consider it for next year, I got some good input on getting a fancy pen to write with.

[chargebomb]

Really
Your idea of a good birthday gift is
A fancy pen

[ RITSU...... ]

[esperimental]

It'll last longer than food.

[ Maybe not marimos, but. ]

[chargebomb]

It's okay to be a little greedier than that, just saying

[esperimental]

I never really want anything, so it's easier to go generic.

[chargebomb]

You don't want anything?
Aaaanything?
Games, merch, brand name clothes??

[ this guy is unreal... ]

[esperimental]

Nothing.

[ yep you bet ]

[chargebomb]

You're practically some kind of hermit or saint
I'll get you a hissing cockroach

[esperimental]

That was the actual worst of all the list
no

[ This is all caps in his heart ]

[chargebomb]

If it's a birthday gift it'd be rude of you to refuse!
My feelings would be sooo hurt

[esperimental]

You're not seriously going to put this much effort into gifting a stranger, are you?

[chargebomb]

I don't think the roach is that expensive
Probably

[esperimental]

If you get me a roach I'll just let it starve in its box.

[ The monster!! ]

[chargebomb]

Whoa okay chill
I'll get you a rock, there

[esperimental]

Please just keep your gift ideas to your actual friends.

[ Now he really has to wonder if the average 13 year old is like Shou... ]

[chargebomb]

You were asking for gift ideas!
And I offered some decent ones right?

[esperimental]

Invalidated by roach idea.

[chargebomb]

Some people really do have them as pets, you know!

[esperimental]

I don't want to be one of them!

[ Achievement Unlocked: Made Ritsu use ! ]

[chargebomb]

[ S-SCORE... ]

How about a scorpion or a tarantula?