01 | the answers agency presents...

[elevelvetor]

Elizabeth Velveteen and Goro Akechi of the newly-formed The Answers Agency would like to announce that, after multiple days of investigation, we have found that a member of Retrospec's userbase is actually an incredibly kind person.

Silver Bells, known on the app as Gintaro Suzukaze, has done wonderful things such as:

* sprayed water on people on a very hot day
* helped newcomers adjust to retrospec
* had his nails painted a bright assortment of colors that was sure to clash with his hair to help out with someone’s bingo square
* promo’d his brother for bingo and because he obviously loves him
* rescues cats from trees on a biweekly basis
* befriends friendless losers
* lends his aid without asking for anything in return

(citation for at least two of these)

We thank you for reading and ask that you spread the good word about Silver, and perhaps share stories of your own of his kindness!

also, i (The Answers Agency president, Elizabeth) will be holding a show everyone is free to come to in Recollé Square on the 15th, at 5pm. you’ll have to bring your own snacks, but other refreshments will be provided.
additionally, those with a serious interest in becoming a detective or making their way in the investigative world should contact either myself or Akechi for more information about The Answers Agency!
we will also take cases, big or small, missing pets or stolen items, so feel free to contact about that as well.

[ ooc: replies will come from both Elizabeth and Goro (twostringsonebow)! ...and Silver, probably, damage control at its finest. ]

Comments

[feistytrader]

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[feistytrader]

This is for your bingo squares, isn't it?

[Conceal, don't feel.]

[twostringsonebow]

No, of course not. We're only spreading the truth.

[Please.]

[feistytrader]

How about we meet up, then? If you're so big on kindness, I can show you the genuine article.

[He's gonna kill him.]

[twostringsonebow]

[He's gonna kill him.]

We'll have time to meet up later, Silver. I'm out with Miss Velveteen right now; we were enjoying lunch when we found out we had a mutual acquaintance in you.

[feistytrader]

Don't worry, I can wait.

[twostringsonebow]

Your patience with others is another virtue, you know.

[feistytrader]

What does that have to do with kindness?
Plenty of super villains end up failing because they get impatient and end up compromising their plans.

[twostringsonebow]

And that's why you're not a super villain, Silver.
You're a super friend.

[if he says it in a joking context it means Nothing]

[elevelvetor]

our mutually-shared squares simply inspired us.

[feistytrader]

Well, if you want to give everyone the wrong idea, I'm not gonna stop you.
It'll be easier to get at their money.

[Conceal don't feel]

[elevelvetor]

it's hardly giving them the wrong idea, is it?
that list does have merit.

[feistytrader]

* sprayed water on people on a very hot day for bingo
* helped newcomers adjust to retrospec basic decency doesn't count
* had his nails painted a bright assortment of colors that was sure to clash with his hair to help out with someone’s bingo square i wore pink fuzzy crocs to graduation for fun
* promo’d his brother for bingo and because he obviously loves him i embarrassed him in public
* rescues cats from trees on a biweekly basis you made this one up and who the hell doesn't like animals
* befriends friendless losers while goro is a friendless loser, i don't know if i'd call us friends
* lends his aid without asking for anything in return name one time i've done this

[elevelvetor]

1. bingo doesn't discredit kindness
2. basic decency also doesn't discredit it, because there are plenty of people who wouldn't do the same
3. you seem like the type of person to help cats
4. is akechi really a friendless loser? oh my.

[ some of these she's not giving a reply ]

[twostringsonebow]

[HE IS GIVING HER A LOOK ACROSS THE TABLE PLEASE... DON'T PUT THAT IN PUBLIC...]

[elevelvetor]

[ silver said it first not her take the issue with him ]

[feistytrader]

1. It doesn't denote kindness, either. I specifically aimed to soak Goro's phone.
2. Being average doesn't mean that I'm nice.
3. Who the hell wouldn't help cats?
4. He is absolutely a friendless loser. Have you talked to him?

[elevelvetor]

1. i meant other people, like that lady with the hat! it was very nice of you
2. i will concede on this point
3. people with cat allergies?
4. yes and i find him rather delightful to speak with. especially when eating fruit.
his face does the most wonderful thing.

[toushiro]

Sounds about right.

[feistytrader]

[He is absolutely about to get defensive again, and then... Well... He wasn't expecting that.

...

No, he really wasn't expecting that at all, actually.]

Wait, seriously?

WHOOPS i read something wrong

[toushiro]

Yes.

[feistytrader]

Are you feeling okay? Should I pick up some dayquil?

[toushiro]

Would you rather me tell you I'm joking instead?

[feistytrader]

no

[toushiro]

That's what I thought, you moron.