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[true_noir]

Only that this started downloading while I was on shift the other day, and wouldn't stop. Apparently there's no way to get rid of it, even if you buy a new phone.

Well, it's hard not to think your cat is adorable. All cats are, and I like black cats.

[katsudonfatale]

It's... kind of a long story... really boring too.

Anyway, I'm going to try what Yuri suggested, I hope it actually works.

[voideity]

what if the founders were aliens
and our friends

yeah ok this aint exactly lavish
or abucty
if its aliens theyre a lil disappointin

shadow government agency then
like in spykids

[twelfthspark]

Ask him now. I'm pretty sure I've seen him on here.

[hjack69]

as long as you dont use mussolini or smth youre golden

shes seriously that bad
her name is Princess
she sits on my fridge and lords over me while i make sandwiches
sometimes she lays on my face when im sleeping and tries to smother me

like if youve ever seen that movie shiny monkey its kind of like that but less stupid

[daemonized]

It can be. The offer is sincere if you really want it, sick or no; what else am I going to do, stare at these messages all day? Save me from this dark abyss, Aranea.

Should I bring you nail polish as well?

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki That would indeed be a terrifying prospect. Particularly for her owner.

[metafaliure]

Well, I only had like three ingredients, it wasn't as hilarious of a disaster as I'm sure you're hoping to hear.

[catsudon]

I have no idea. I don't understanding coding, and I haven't tried, so I have no idea what could possibly make something work like that. I just know it's been doing that for me all day.

( by which he means: the whole time he's been a thorn in the phone store's side today. )

[gemgineer]

no no no!
not in the twitterverse!
if you overthink it, you'll just come across as pretentious.
your posts should just sound like something you'd say, but typed out instead of spoken!
though i guess you can livestream yourself saying something instead...

[parodeity]

i mean yeah
i have to admit my insta face is diff from my snap mojo
but like its kind of hilarious to see how the networks like try to copy features from one another i guess???
and how people use them
like
insta stories dont even have the same feel as like streaks do on snap

[beastenderblood]

Couldn't they just

ask

[constellates]

I don't think any sort of reputation could make me believe that she's anything but an angel. (*^▽^*) she's adorable, please tell her that anya says hi when she wakes up.

1/2

[gemgineer]

I'M ON MY WAY THERE RIGHT NOW

[voideity]

thats why its got the von in there
ok what about
earl plantisma von planterson the fifth jr of plantington

[daemonized]

[w h a t, you wound him. you absolutely wound him.]

Then we are at an impasse. I will never get rid of the hat. It suits me quite well, and it keeps the sun out of my eyes. What would you have me wear instead? Nothing on my head?

[digthefuzz]

as 'like' the actor as you'd say the real thing is! :P

but hey, it's a pretty good question! not bad at all.
believe it or not, this is where i started. before i made it big!
so i thought i'd come back here for college. especially since i heard this place is popping!

[heroforall]

[Ryoga no.]

Well his name pretty much explains his powers. He's super strong and he uses his strength to protect people from villains. He once carried an entire train full of people to safety when the villain Topsy Turvy tried to blow up the tracks.

I have most of his comics if you ever want to borrow them.

[strongestheart]

[ (；￣Д￣） ]

A tiny bit. Maybe. Yes. Yes, this is very strange.

[parodeity]

i always read all of your messages in full
basically what youre saying is
the universe will get back to me when its done being dark mattery

[catsudon]

?

What, like a cat? How is "fuzzy" a clue?

[erythristic]

it moved your hand enough to post, didn't it? then it accomplished its job. ♥

[daemonized]

It's about to drive me insane.

[constellates]

understandably, i think? there's so much happening! i'm overwhelmed...

oh, amazing! that's a lot to keep up with. what's your favorites? maybe i will try to watch or read too.

2/2

[gemgineer]

[ SEVERAL MINUTES LATER ]

umm are you sure about those coordinates