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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] retrospec2017-01-31 11:59 pm
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rhapsodeity: (i breathe what is your's)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-02-01 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
well yes that is a very simplified version of what the universe is doing all the time
actually, its pretty incredible
right now the universe is expanding like the lungs in your chest but on a... well, universal level!
hehehe
although in actuality it is a lot more aggressive than the inhaling and exhaling of a lung hmmm
i think a better metaphor would be an eclipse of some kind, it was sort of silly to use lungs as a metaphor!
but anyway, eventually our galaxy will expand to the point that it eclipses and takes over other galaxies, in the future you will be able to look up and only see our stars
well, a very far off future!
theres a name for the supposed energy that is tearing up the universe and while we dont know what it is at the moment, astronomers call it dark energy
no one really knows what it is but there is definitely a force out there sort of just making the universe expand
i think its pretty neat!
...........
are you reading this still
parodeity: ikimaru @ tumblr (UH 🎧 that's not a thing yo)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-01 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
i always read all of your messages in full
basically what youre saying is
the universe will get back to me when its done being dark mattery
rhapsodeity: (it's keeping me awake)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-02-01 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
:)
well i guess you could say that
although to be honest... i am not even sure either of us will be alive to see the response! :p
the universe may never be done being all dark mattery
we dont know what dark matter even is
its just a word assigned to a nebulous sort of thing
i think that was a pun
was that a pun???
nebula-ous
lol
parodeity: phoenicem @ tumblr (CHILL 🎧 we can do what u wanna)

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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-01 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
hahaha good one
nebula-ous
that should be your new tumblr name
or like
username somewhere?
id come up with a space pun for you
but i need more time to planet
sorry babe
erythristic: please ask before taking (perfect.)

[personal profile] erythristic 2017-02-01 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
[the use of "babe" has been noted and stored away for future doxxing]
parodeity: aei-sb @ tumblr (SHIT 🎧 oh no)

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[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-01 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ wait. shit. he didn't mean to use that word. SHIT. ]

why did the sun go to school?
to get brighter

get it
rhapsodeity: (so lift up my body)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-02-01 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
you cant even change your username on this thing!
what the fuck!!
thats so lame


[ ....SHE WENT TO GO CHANGE HER NAME TO NEBULA-OUS, but things didnt go as planned.

anyway if jade notices the use of babe she doesnt show it ]


oh!
hahaha i get it
what kind of music do planets listen to???
neptunes!!!!
parodeity: d-afux @ tumblr (TEASE 🎧 you're not that slick)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-01 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh THANK GOD. he's safe. he's saved. ]

why didnt anyone like the restaraunt on the moon
because there was no...atmosphere

also yeah that is lame
id like to be like
pimpmaster hustledaddy
or you know
dave s
dave
not my full name
dirkll hate that part?
rhapsodeity: (when i hesitate i stand still)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-02-01 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
lol!
the moon has atmosphere, dave
its atmosphere is unique to it, though
the moons atmosphere contains sodium and potassium

i agree with you on that, pimpmaster hustledaddy
in fact, the full name aspect of this is very alarming to me!
parodeity: readysetjeans @ tumblr (FLUSTER 🎧 what the shit?!)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-01 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
man
ok give me a second shot here
i can do a sciencey joke with proper science dont count me out of the running yet

why didnt the dog star laugh at my last joke
because she was way too sirius

yeah it super is tbqh
as is the whole
downloads to shit without asking part but
rhapsodeity: (when we were young)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-02-01 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
lol am i the dog in this joke???
i am not being serious!
space is so cool and i just know a lot of things about it
its like if i made a joke about tupac that was just fundamentally wrong
you would point out that it is wrong, too!

well, at least you could ignore it before
and we did not know that it was using our full names :/
in general this whole app is so creepy and i dont like it and i want it gone
i am telling my dad
parodeity: nubbybuns @ tumblr (YO 🎧 you make no sense)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-01 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
well you are a wolf
and look ok i kind of knew the moon had atmosphere probably but
the play on words was too good to pass up???
but yes id probably point it out
like a hypocritical asshole
so you win this round wolf

thats a good plan
ill complain to dirk later
rhapsodeity: (except everything you had)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-02-01 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
:)

are you calling dirk your dad??
hehehe
i guess he does sort of hover like one
parodeity: feastings @ tumblr (UGH 🎧 nooooooooooo)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-01 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
what no
hes my bro not my dad theres a HUGE difference
but dirks the one id ask for help with a thing like this
theres no reason to bug dad
also
99% sure dad doesnt know what the app is and that might mean he cant help
rhapsodeity: (hijack you i love you while)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-02-01 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
your dad is not that out of touch with stuff, is he?
your parents are so nice and they seem to know a lot of memes
why do your parents know so many memes???
it is kind of weird
but i get why you would go to dirk
my dads not tech savvy but i bet i could get him to give me police grade pepper spray
that is why i was going to tell him :p





oh fuck!!!!!!!!!
now the creeps know my plan
parodeity: feastings @ tumblr (DISCUSS 🎧 nah son)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-01 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
im honestly a little shocked you dont already have some of that in your bag of horrors honestly
also my parents know a ton of memes because theyre cool obviously
how else would we all have turned out this amazing
and attractive
although i gotta say dads computer genes only like partially transferred
the first set got all of those
aside from like
millennial normalities

im pretty sure your dad will have backup plans for dealing with creeps just saying
rhapsodeity: STARGAZER | siouxsie and the banshees (buried with our pasts)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-02-01 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
it is not a bag of horrors!
it is a bag full of apple juice boxes and whatever else you hand me throughout the day
which is sometimes half eaten snacks :/
i dont know why you cant just put those in your pockets
you are always handing me things to hold and then just leaving them in my care so i have to have something to carry them around in
you tell me that your parents are attractive all the time, dave
youre not that dumb with computers though :o
actually, im sure if you applied yourself, you could do well
its not like youre going to accidentally code a virus hehehe

well yeah
its my dad!
i bet he is already on the case :D
parodeity: electricgale @ tumblr (RAMBLE 🎧 no but aj)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-01 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
you ask for those half eaten snacks sometimes
literally "dave save me some of x y z"
and now im being penalized for doing so rude
also nothing much fits in my pockets aside from like my phone and some hair ties you know this
and fuck yeah theyre attractive all striders are attractive
its genetic

lmk when he figures shit out
rhapsodeity: (making the most of the night)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-02-02 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
yes i do!
and you never say no :D
except that time you got mad about that twinkie :\
that was kind of lame of you, dave!
they came back a couple months later anyway, twinkies would never be gone forever
parodeity: vyco @ tumblr (WTF 🎧 stop that nonsense)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-02 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
not like vine
jade it was so young and innocent
rhapsodeity: (but i'm not alone)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-02-02 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
you can still watch the videos that were uploaded
parodeity: ikimaru @ tumblr (UH 🎧 that's not a thing yo)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-02 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
its not the same
we cant make new vines
well never loop out a new vine ever again
rhapsodeity: (i'll be here to hold your hand)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-02-02 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
that is true
but vine peaked with that one of the lady sky diving set to run away with me
parodeity: readysetjeans @ tumblr (FLUSTER 🎧 what the shit?!)

[personal profile] parodeity 2017-02-02 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
ok thats not true
i mean it is true that video rocked
but vine had SO MANY choice videos
and the bar kept getting put higher every time
and now well never know jade
well never know what other vines there could have been
it haunts me sometimes
rhapsodeity: (the horses are coming)

[personal profile] rhapsodeity 2017-02-02 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
its like you have vines you never go to do, dave
did you plan a bunch out or something???

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