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[recollecters]

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[orbweaver]

Great, great. This thing isn’t useless anymore. What a drastic improvement.

I’m by myself & in dire need of vital supplies. If anyone wants to make a quick buck, fetch me the following:

- 1 Crest whitening, mint toothpaste
- 1 bottle of black nail polish
- 2 bottles of Nyquil

Deliver the goods to Styx @ Tisse. I pay cash. And because I observe even the most foolish of cultural traditions, I also tip.

You want directions? Google them. Besides a picture of the alleyway exterior, there’s even a 360 degree view of our tattoo shop. If you’re ever in the mood for making a quality decision that you’ll definitely never regret, like inking your boyfriend’s name on your boob or a picture of your favorite celebrity on your arm, come and check us out.

[hjack69]

look if you want to make meth you should be subtler abt it

[twelfthspark]

lololol

I mean, you're not wrong

[hjack69]

lmao right
savage
i mean itd be really shitty meth but still

[twelfthspark]

Speaking from experience? ;)

[hjack69]

if i had a lawyer he would be advising me to say "no" right now
lets just stick with "ive seen some shit"
way back in ye olden days i ran with some rough crowds and WOW you would not BELIEVE the shit youll learn from them
its like pbs but with more prison shanks

[orbweaver]

Well, he's definitely not right either.

[twelfthspark]

So what are you planning to do with this oh-so-sketchy list, then? 😉 It's no *fun* if you really are just painting your nails and going to bed.

[orbweaver]

Uh oh. 2 seconds in and my master plan’s been foiled.

Should I expect the cops at my doorstep any second from now?

[hjack69]

dont worry kiddo im not gonna bring THE MAN down on your head for a little harmless meth cooking
you kids are wacky these days
just promise me you wont melt your face off and you have my blessing

[orbweaver]

I don't buy drugs and I totally never will...
But if I ever did, I'd buy high quality dope fresh off the streets.
A girl's gotta have some standards, you know.

[daemonized]

What Jack said.

[ARANEA.....]

Up to no good? Or do my eyes deceive me?

[orbweaver]

[ARDYN....]

Wounds me that you would think so poorly of me, professor. The very foundation of my life is build upon acts of purity and kindness.

[daemonized]

Oh, so you've a terrible cold, then? The flu? Are you bedridden, with unpolished nails? Would you like some chicken soup?

[orbweaver]

Pfft... no. I'm not sick. If you're my age and can't take a sick day off, that's when you know you fucked up somewhere in life. I'll still accept the chicken soup, is it homemade?

My nails ARE unpolished though, and it's weirding me out.

[devotional]

[ Look at this upstanding citizen, offering payment. Look at her. Lunafreya is out and about anyway, so why not help someone in need? Or something like it... ]

Payment won't be necessary. I was about to head over to Freshens in any case for a few groceries, so I would be happy to get you what you need.

I have never been to a tattoo shop before, either. I can't say I haven't been curious.

[orbweaver]

As much as I'd like to accept your offer, I'm a paying kinda gal.

Wouldn't want you to realize some day along the line that I'm taking advantage of you.
Having someone seek revenge against you? Worst relationship status ever.

[devotional]

[ continued here! sorry for the wait! ]

[me_matey]

girl

remember all those times you tell me to be subtle? im aboutta get mad at this

[orbweaver]

We can just go ahead and fight if you actually think this is about getting high.

[me_matey]

I KNOW ITS NOT ur still not bein subtle

[orbweaver]

Doing an experiment on how many bottles of Nyquil I'll have by the end of the day doesn't require subtlety.

It does require a certain level of boredom.

[mercurio]

oh i know where that is! i can be there in 20 minutes flat~
after a trip to the store

[orbweaver]

Go ahead.

I'm curious though. Do you always trust people you've never met before this easily?

[mercurio]

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