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Comments

[true_noir]

What on earth is that? I've never seen anything like that before in my life. Are you sure that's not just some weird shadow?

[momentaryspring]

Something that might have discovered a taste for dilute tabbies

I'd keep my pets indoors for the next few days if I were you

[true_noir]

I don't actually own a pet, so I'm safe there, but that makes me nervous. What if it's dangerous? It doesn't look like anything I've ever seen before in my life after all.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki That's why I made the post. I'm sure there's someone here equipped to identify yetis or what-have you.

[true_noir]

Yeti? Isn't that a little extreme? I mean, isn't that the thing in Scotland that nobody ever found?

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki THAT'S THE LOCH NESS MONSTER

[true_noir]

Oh, is that what its name was? Then, what's a yeti? I don't really keep up on these things.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Are you taking this seriously?

[true_noir]

Less than I was, though I do remember that there was this very strange sound that I heard when I was near some trucks the other day. It sounded like a "Kweh" or something like that. Maybe your mystery thing makes that sound?

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki It was less like a squeaky toy and more like the passing of a fell wind.

[true_noir]

No, the strange sound I heard didn't sound anything like a fell wind, or anything like that. It just sounded like an peacock. I remember those from the last time I was at a zoo, but it wasn't quite right, and much too loud.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki Then perhaps it was, in fact, a peacock from the zoo. They can fly, after all.

[true_noir]

Like I said, it was far too loud to be a real peacock. And it was coming from inside the truck. But it sounds like we're talking about different things either way.

[borntoolate]

No way!
That is totally a tree or something.

[true_noir]

I'm hoping it's something like that. The picture is really blurry, after all. So, it's hard to tell what it actually is, isn't it?

[borntoolate]

What else could it be?
Does he actually think some weird monster is stalking around at night?
Eating cats?

[true_noir]

He mentioned something about yeti, so I don't know. Maybe he believes in that bigfoot thing? I think I'm getting a little less worried now.

[Honestly, who took bigfoot seriously in this day and age?]

[borntoolate]

A yeti?
Is he for real?
Maybe he thinks bigfoot's gonna give a speech on founders day.

[true_noir]

Oh, that would actually be kind of funny, wouldn't it? Would it be the guest of honor? Do you think that's why the trucks the mayor brought in were making those funny 'kweh' sounds?

[borntoolate]

Dunno.
Is that the sound yetis make?
We should ask the resident yeti expert.

[true_noir]

I've never seen a yeti, so I couldn't possibly know? We could ask him, though. Maybe he recognizes that sound? Or at the very least, it could be entertaining.

[borntoolate]

Probably mostly that last thing.
I mean, I'm pretty entertained right now.

[true_noir]

I haven't decided how I feel right now myself, whether I'm entertained or just distracted from a night out. This whole thing is very strange.

[borntoolate]

Strange because of yetis?
Or strange because of mystery app?

[true_noir]

The mystery app. First there were these weird sounds the other day, and now this thing has installed itself. It's confusing.