[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[notyourutopian]

The first one is more vulgar than sexy.
And by that I mean it's entirely vulgar.

[covenantal]

Does that mean the second one works?

[notyourutopian]

I guess
You only have the two options so.

[gunsandveggies]

[She's just gonna

put down a link

no other words]

MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD I HATE THIS

[covenantal]

(⊙︿⊙✿) Haru-san, no.

you love it

[gunsandveggies]

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[twostringsonebow]

[thats his girl]

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[maskreant]

perfection.

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[heiroglyphs]

Aren't bananas more of a dog thing anyway? :)

[burningblossoms]

And I thought you were the sane one.

[covenantal]

I am. Usually.

[burningblossoms]

What happened then?

Did Souji bite you and infect you?

[penalizing]

i think you have to go with option 1 in this case
you don't have the boobs to pull off option 2

[covenantal]

Anyone can look great in a dress if they have the right attitude.

[penalizing]

i'm sure you'd have plenty of attitude!!!
i just think it might fall off entirely

[lecturehall]

If you're going to wear such a ridiculous thing at least find a costume that takes advantage of the fruit. A banana costume should incorporate removing the peel to get at the prize.

[covenantal]

... the implications of that are a little strange ... but the second costume fills that requirement, doesn't it?

[missingache]

[WHAT EVEN]

Strawberries are cuter than bananas, but if I had to pick, I'd say two.

[covenantal]

Cuter?! Then I have to change my tactics... what fruit is cuter than strawberries??

[windeity]

i have heard the word "sexy" in conjunction with fruit way too many times in the last 24 hours.
what's your excuse?

[covenantal]

My excuse is winning. I'm not just supposed to let Souji win by default, am I?

[justchords]

i heavily regret opening either of those images

also one is just plain creepy why is that an option for "sexy banana"

[covenantal]

Ask Google. That's what came up when I searched. ... to be honest, I agree it's kind of creepy.

[cornets]

[why]

Option one is not sexy at all!!

[covenantal]

I thought it had a certain ... appeel.

[ get it

apPEEL

huh? huh????? ]