[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[maskreant]

there’s no way he would do it.

it’s the perfect competition winner, though.

[covenantal]

That sounds like a challenge.

[maskreant]

strip for me, bad boy.

[covenantal]

Name the time and place.

[maskreant]

on video. right now.

[youraffection]

NO

[maskreant]

you know he isn’t going to do it.

watch this.

[youraffection]

[ LOOK.

HE KNOWS YU IS ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE LOOKING WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON. ]

plz he already feels like he has 2 win this contest

[maskreant]

why is this a contest again?

i’m pretty sure his s/o probably doesn’t want him in a banana costume.

[youraffection]

i dont know
i dont understand anything anymore

[ What's your angle, here. ]

no
probably not
bc its the exact opposite of sexy

[covenantal]

[ SHIT.

akira you can't up the stakes on him like that. ]

I thought you wanted this strip tease in person.

[maskreant]

that would take way too long. plus, if it’s on video, i can save it and rewatch it.

then it’d be easier for me to memorize the way your muscles tense up and the dip of your navel.

[ YIELD. ]

[covenantal]

[ fuck.

a critical hit. one more blow and he's done for... but he's not out of tricks just yet. ]

I know you're eager, but I couldn't deprive you of the chance to memorize my every tremble with your fingers on my skin.

[maskreant]

deprive me. lead me on. make me beg for just one touch.

turn on your camera.

[twostringsonebow]

[the softest most empathetic fuck for yu]

Heel.

[covenantal]

[ defeat. ]

I can't believe this.

You'll pay for this, Kurusu.

[wantnotneed]

If you wanted that kind of theme for the cat cafe, you could have just asked.
Though we'd have to tone it down a little for the kids, of course. :)

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[adoringpast]

[youraffection]

STOP IT

[maskreant]

it’s too late.

what should we do to salvage this post?

[youraffection]

i dont trust u 2 do anything rn

[maskreant]

you have to trust me or Goro.

[youraffection]

i cant trust any of u anymore

[ Though to be fair he never trusted Goro. ]

[maskreant]

i’ll win back your trust. just wait for me.

[youraffection]

if it involves a "sexy" costume or being naked just stop right there