[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

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[maskreant]

on video. right now.

[youraffection]

NO

[maskreant]

you know he isn’t going to do it.

watch this.

[youraffection]

[ LOOK.

HE KNOWS YU IS ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE LOOKING WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON. ]

plz he already feels like he has 2 win this contest

[maskreant]

why is this a contest again?

i’m pretty sure his s/o probably doesn’t want him in a banana costume.

[youraffection]

i dont know
i dont understand anything anymore

[ What's your angle, here. ]

no
probably not
bc its the exact opposite of sexy

[maskreant]

it’s silly, right? it suits him in that case.

also, i made him stop.

[youraffection]

no
no u didnt
goro did

[ Akira. ]

[maskreant]

correction: Goro stopped me.

[covenantal]

[ SHIT.

akira you can't up the stakes on him like that. ]

I thought you wanted this strip tease in person.

[maskreant]

that would take way too long. plus, if it’s on video, i can save it and rewatch it.

then it’d be easier for me to memorize the way your muscles tense up and the dip of your navel.

[ YIELD. ]

[covenantal]

[ fuck.

a critical hit. one more blow and he's done for... but he's not out of tricks just yet. ]

I know you're eager, but I couldn't deprive you of the chance to memorize my every tremble with your fingers on my skin.

[maskreant]

deprive me. lead me on. make me beg for just one touch.

turn on your camera.

[twostringsonebow]

[the softest most empathetic fuck for yu]

Heel.

[covenantal]

[ HE'S SUFFERING SO MUCH ]

Thank you.

[twostringsonebow]

I can't say it'll work, as he is quite... rebellious at times, but I will do my best to ensure some level of control.

[his boyfriend is hot help,]

[maskreant]

i’m not a thirsty hellhound, Goro.

[covenantal]

[ defeat. ]

I can't believe this.

You'll pay for this, Kurusu.

[maskreant]

winnnnerrrrrr!

good try. are you okay though?

[covenantal]

凸(｀⌒´メ)凸

I did my best. Yeah, of course. I was never actually planning to do any of this in the first place, which you've probably guessed by now.

[maskreant]

(◉‿◉✿)

yeah. you would get way too embarrassed in those costumes, but it’s been fun doing this, right?

[wantnotneed]

If you wanted that kind of theme for the cat cafe, you could have just asked.
Though we'd have to tone it down a little for the kids, of course. :)

[maskreant]

[ oh my fucking god the last person he wants to see ]

no, i don’t think the owner would want that... it’s shpposed to be a Rated E for Everyone place.

[wantnotneed]

But it looks like it's what you want?
Theme not withstanding. ☆

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