TEXT ♞ MORE SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[fabrefactions]

Of all the fruit you could wear as a costume, grapes would not only be one of the trickier options, but also one that lends itself more to comedy than allure.

[tarotcards]

Then you clearly have never pictured me in a sexy grape costume.

I'll take photos so you can be blown away.

[fabrefactions]

You are right. I have not.

Please do, I am curious as it whether this will be an aesthetic disaster or masterpiece.

[Set that bar high, Souji.]

[tarotcards]

I'm a little insulted that you could even think that disaster is a possibility with my body.

[fabrefactions]

Even a body sculptured to the Classical Ideal itself would have trouble looking good in those costume examples.

[tarotcards]

Then explain this

[fabrefactions]

If this is an accurate representation of how it would look on your body as well, then perhaps you should reconsider on the grounds of not getting arrested for public indecency.

[leans real close to the mic




you can see his diiiiiiiiccccccccccckkkkkkkkk]

[tarotcards]

You're assuming that I'm out in public with this.

[fabrefactions]

Why go to the effort otherwise?

[tarotcards]

Perhaps I have someone to impress.

[fabrefactions]

With a grape two-piece.

[tarotcards]

I just can hear the judgement in this text

[fabrefactions]

[good]

Most people would wear a smart suit.

[tarotcards]

Why not both? I can wear an open tux with my grape two-piece.

[fabrefactions]

Or just a suit with the grape-top underneath the jacket.

[if you MUST.]

[tarotcards]

Or maybe a suit with the grape two-piece over it

[fabrefactions]

Is the equivalent of superheroes with underwear over their pants? Only... with grapes?

[and no superheroes, just a bad taste in fashion.]

[tarotcards]

Yes.

I could be Grape Man, stopping crime with one fruit at a time and wrapping criminals up in grape vines.

[fabrefactions]

There's already a supervillain who can use vines to fight with. Please try again.

[tarotcards]

Yeah but she doesn't look as hot as me. I'm replacing her.

[fabrefactions]

You lack the striking complimentary colour palette she has.
You would have to make sure the violet and green of the costume are especially vibrant to make it a fair exchange.

[tarotcards]

Why are you so against me being successful, Yusuke? This is very discouraging.

[fabrefactions]

I am offering you advice on how to stand out and improve your alter-ego's aesthetic.

[tarotcards]

Yet always shutting me down and not once complimenting me.

[fabrefactions]

I am not sure I can, in good faith, compliment somebody's choice to be a superhero in a sexy grape costume.