TEXT ♞ MORE SEXY COSTUMES

[tarotcards]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍇 Sexy grape costumes 🍇

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal. I am seeking a tailor/seamstress to make my dreams come true. I am willing to hire multiple people for multiple costumes. Inquire within.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey. that's weird. it's almost like this is a word-for-word ripoff of his own post and yu's post. only better. and also he's totally willing to pay money for a strawberry and grape costume commission. ]

Comments

[elevelvetor]

perhaps under normal circumstances, but the duty you're undertaking -- that is, besting your brother -- is certainly anything but normal
are you going the full David if you end up wearing that one?

[tarotcards]

Of course. I'm willing to style my hair just like the great David's as well if I must

[elevelvetor]

[ ........this is such a disaster and she is encouraging it

she doesn't regret anything. ]

your victory is assured, in that case
i'll pray for your success regardless, however. a little extra wishing didn't hurt anyone.

[tarotcards]

[ anything is a disaster when it comes to souji tbh. elizabeth is just being a supportive pal ]

Thank you. I'm glad to have the support of such great friends such as you. I'll be sure to mention you personally in my victory speech once I take over the network.

[elevelvetor]

spare me the praise, good sir. i've hardly done anything truly worth mentioning...
anyone at all could simply hope for your win, after all.

[tarotcards]

You would think so but there is much opposition to these costumes. It's as if they're the greatest sin placed on this earth.

[elevelvetor]

then you simply need to show them something more horrifying, don't you?
after all, sexy fruits can't compare to...
i'm not sure.
sexy George Washington costumes?

[tarotcards]

I don't know.

This looks pretty good.

[elevelvetor]

my, i hadn't excited it to be that stunning...
then, hmmmm...
perhaps some sort of... sexy slug creature?

[ like jabba the hutt. someone's attempt at sexualizing jabba the hutt. i hate this mental image ]

[tarotcards]

How's this?

[elevelvetor]

she looks like asparagus.

[tarotcards]

Maybe slugs actually look like asparaguses?

[elevelvetor]

[ ... ]

they don't.
unless...
that's simply their true self? yet slug society is not yet ready for asparaslugs... how daring

[tarotcards]

... what if some of the asparaguses we've been eating were actually slugs in their true forms? What if we've eaten them when they were just trying to be their real selves?

[twostringsonebow]

I demand you stop this instant.

[tarotcards]

Does the truth scare you?

[twostringsonebow]

I am paralyzed. There is nothing in this world that terrifies me more.

[than him and liz getting along this way, that is.]

[tarotcards]

Get a hold of yourself, soldier! Do not give into the fear!

[elevelvetor]

Akechi, please.
be more respectful of their plight.

[twostringsonebow]

I will not.

[elevelvetor]

they're simply attempting to be themselves in a judgmental world.
don't you understand how they feel?

[elevelvetor]

... do you know what this means, Souji?
we'll have to apologize.

[tarotcards]

Should we make a shrine in their honour?

[elevelvetor]

it'd only be right to.
what shall we construct it out of?
i'd offer asparagus, however that wouldn't last very long...

[tarotcards]

Maybe something that they enjoy? Like what do slugs eat? Leafs? Other slugs??