plurk told me I should shitpost

[thesettingsun]

Did everybody else get pictures of themselves in the mail today? Mine said Alpha, did anyone get Beta or Omega?

Please tell me no one got Omega.

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[flametheif40]

Objectively? None

Suspicious as hell though, if they were innocent, wouldn't they be more open with us before all of this went down?

[thesettingsun]

You underestimate the power of bureaucracy and stupid, pointless rules keeping anyone from knowing anything.

[flametheif40]

Doesn't seem to stop them from screwing with reality...or our souls.

If they have a bureaucracy for that...it must be relatively efficient if they can keep doing messed up shit every month

[thesettingsun]

Have you ever worked retail?

Companies being fairly efficient at some things and having blue tape for everything else isn't new.

[flametheif40]

Ummmm, No?

I don't know if Retrospec would have that kind of typical blue tape though.

Like can you imagine there being a paper trail for "Hey, we devoid the world of color, so pretty please excuse us from taxes"?

[thesettingsun]

I don't think you can collect taxes on them if you don't realize they exist.

[flametheif40]

I know people cant see the freaking app. It's been driving me nuts trying to show my sister.

But people can't google Retrospec and see...I don't know...some shell company with questionable finances? A super plain building that no one would question?

(Oh God I think I need the conspiracy nut of a teacher is rubbing off on me)

[thesettingsun]

I don't know. Ask your local friend with no Retrospec access and report back.

[flametheif40]

That presupposes I have friends to ask.

I moved in here relatively recently, JUST IN TIME apparently!

[thesettingsun]

I haven't been able to properly leave the city for a year and change, you're lucky.

[flametheif40]

I suppose so, even took the scenic route to get here.

and by "scenic" I mean via foot and hitchhiking.

But then, we are stuck with retrospec with messed up happening every month sooo...isn't that kinda relative?

[thesettingsun]

Everything is relative. 'You're luckier than me', how about that?

[flametheif40]

I suppose I can accept that..for now.

Although I can understand wanting to leave, I would skip town by now, -_- but apparently once your in the hood, ya can't get out.

[thesettingsun]

RIP us. Except not actually, we don't even get that much.

[flametheif40]

Yep, but oh well. It's not ALL 100% bad though.

Even though NOW i have an excuse to want to drink Butter beer more so then usual LOL

[thesettingsun]

Usually I just want to drink something that's actually alcoholic.

[flametheif40]

I might actually think about that if I weren't underage -_- but Im happy with butterbeer though, get me all buzzy and happy for a bit, which, really, what more can ya ask of a drink?

[thesettingsun]

What are people putting in that?

[flametheif40]

No idea, probably some magic something or other.

I don't have to get IDed for it, I don't get busted for underage drinking and it's not Illegal...So I practically don't care! LOL

Unless I find out I can make the drink of the Gods myself...

[thesettingsun]

Do you always put unknown substances in your mouth?

[flametheif40]

LOL it's not like some shady guys went up to me and said "hey kid, drink this"

My older brother had it in his house warming party and gave me some.

As much as we piss each other me off, I doubt my own brother would poison me.

It was something from his world that high school kids would drink, so I figured it was safe.

NOW i wouldn't trust him but...that's a separate story all together.

[thesettingsun]

High school kids will drink basically anything.

This is an axiom that is true across worlds.

[flametheif40]

LOL okay, that's probably WAY more true then I would wanna admit.

By that I meant, like, they would sell it to high school students, like, as casually as we would buy pop...I imagine...

Do things from other people's world pop in here often? Cause there is an entire bar/restaurant from his world that popped in here that sells butterbeer...and firewhiskey(Haven't tried that one...just sounds like it would burn...and someone told me it does)

[thesettingsun]

Regular whiskey burns, I don't want to know how bad firewhiskey is.

There's a library from my world that showed up a few months ago.

[flametheif40]

Ouch, soo I imagine fire whiskey would be worse given the name. I wonder if that's because more alcohol or because "MAGIC"

A Library? huh, what kind of stuff is in there? Like, is it a regular library or are there some like, rare books in there?