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[stopbleeding]

WANTED
ALIVE SO I CAN KILL HIM MYSELF
BAREN KAIYOU
PINWHEEL PERVERT

BOUNTY

and hey jules? @jim @retrospec
fuck you.

Comments

[thesettingsun]

I'm just trying to be helpful, please don't?

[stopbleeding]

helpful to him!!

[thesettingsun]

Helpful to both of you! Encouraging!!

[Please don't shave his head.]

[stopbleeding]

you're on his side. what are you? a friend of his?

[thesettingsun]

I'm strictly nonpartisan in this! And I'm just a fan, I've only run into him once...

[Assuming he didn't stress-hallucinate the entire experience.]

[stopbleeding]

how the hell does a model have fans? what about him can you even be a fan of?

[thesettingsun]

[This response is just four photos from Baren's various modeling shoots, Baren in different outfits and looking fabulous as always.

Yes, of course Shuji had these saved on his phone for just such an occasion. Based on the speed of the reply, it's obvious that he had them already prepared and didn't have to go searching.]

[stopbleeding]

uh
ok

this is weird.

[thesettingsun]

You don't understand modeling if you think those are weird.

[stopbleeding]

i don't. the fact that you were able to spam me with that many photos in record time is the weird thing.

[thesettingsun]

Photos don't take up that much space on your phone.

[...don't ask how many he has, because it's more than that.]

[stopbleeding]

[guess what.]

do you have more?

[thesettingsun]

Yes. I'm not sure how many, I'd have to count.

[stopbleeding]

then that's too much.

[thesettingsun]

It's a totally reasonable number! I delete some all the time!

[He keeps them on his laptop, which has more space.]

[stopbleeding]

but you still have enough left.

that's a lot.

[thesettingsun]

It's for reference purposes!

[stopbleeding]

reference for what?

[thesettingsun]

Fashion! Obviously!!

[stopbleeding]

oh. so you what? copy his outfits or something?

[thesettingsun]

No, that would be creepy.

[...said without a hint of irony.]

[stopbleeding]

then how are they references?!

[thesettingsun]

I can take inspiration from the fashion trends without copying his outfits piece for piece!

[stopbleeding]

i don't get it.

[thesettingsun]

It's too complicated to explain here, I'd go over the character limit.