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[recollecters]

Hey, Users! This month's wikihow is right over here. In other news, don't you just love our logo colors? Such a nice shade of blue. I'm pretty fond of it myself! You know, Janet has blue eyes. But then, I guess you guys don't know anyone with eyes that color anymore, right? Whoops. Anyway, see you next month! Well, some of you anyway. :) Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As discussed on the monthly plot post the colors blue and green are now gray - except for the blue on the retrospec application logo and their building sign, although no NPC will be capable of seeing the color in these places. As stated in the plot post, NPCs will also seem to be completely unaware that the colors blue and green ever existed. Oops. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Last's month's application round characters are now capable of changing their profile pictures.

Comments

[splinten]

Ahahah, yes.
Fucking perfect.

[secare]

kind of feel like you should have been ashamed for me
not praising it

[splinten]

Why would I not be praising a key member of my five man band here to save the world from environmental disaster?

[secare]

ugh
i mean



....

if you get all five, you have to make everyone sing it. sing the song. that's the only way we can do this.

[splinten]

Agreed.

[secare]

GOOD
without a proper musical
the world can only fall into ruin

depressing, depressing ruin

1/2

[parodeity]

earth

2/2

[voideity]

fire

[potentite]

Wind!

[secare]

water!!

[splinten]

Heart.

[goen]

By your powers combined, I am Captain Earth!! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

[splinten]

Go earth.


By replying, you all signed an inviolable contract to sing the song together. In case you didn't know.

[parodeity]

go back in the box captain p
or at least put on some more clothes
crop tops and speedos in this day and age
i am aghast

also i refuse 2 the contract unless i can rewrite the music

[splinten]

I'll allow that.

[secare]

c'mon
you think you can write a better song than the captain earth theme song??

also i want a refund on this captain earth!!

[goen]

It sounds like you're thinking of a sturdy, modest, environmentally friendly outfit with lots of coverage, young Dave!!
Don't worry, I'm way ahead of you. I've already made the switch!
POW!!!! Begone, campy spandex! Hello, age of the tracksuit!!!
You guys can all get matching color-coded ones too. To symbolize our unity! (･ᴗ･̥̥̥)

[secare]

a b s o l u t e l y
N O T

[admiringly]

[ screenshots this entire thread for posterity ]

you're all heroes ♡
you all took pollution down to zero
and helped put asunder all the bad guys
who like to loot and plunder our colors away

[secare]

( CHIYO, NO! )

you gotta our identities secret, chiyo!! pretend you saw nothing!

[admiringly]

no problem!
i'll take this secret to my grave

[darkinferno]

this is one of the dumbest things i think i've seen on this network so far with the exception of people rping jim and janet

good job

[Please realize, Dirk, that this is actually a compliment! As far as Dante's concerned, this thread actually makes Retrospect 2% worth having.]

[splinten]

You're totally welcome.

[darkinferno]

i'll look forward to your next performance

in the meantime, i've got a question for you

has togusa tapped you yet about the stuff we found in the tunnels last month?

[splinten]

He tossed me the QR code. My efforts to get anything at all out of the data have so far turned up nothing. Even breaking it down to its most basic elements isn't giving me a meaningful way to put it back together.