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twins kinda run in the strider family
so at least i dont think they were TOO surprised
tho unfortunately for them we were all born in the same month
even with 3 years between sets

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oh youre one of those people
i mean i guess thats fair
i like do name things after things that are funny or meaningful though myself
how would you prefer to name pets?

boredom and curiosity combined really

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well just look around and see if you see anyone who looks like they want to say gotcha i guess

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i mean thats fair
but its either we help them or
we get to hear them bitch about it for the rest of our natural lives
which is the greater evil here im genuinely not sure

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it has to be some kinda local app yeah
region locked maybe but
like
smaller even
i havent seen anyone not from here i dont think

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hey why are you eyerolling @ me you should be glad i laughed @ your joke

hows your gramps doing recently anyway

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im reasonably sure you cant look bad in jeans but
hell fucking yes lets do a round robin fashion show
itd be fun?
we can all like go to the mall or smth
like the teenagers we supposedly are

i bet youd make friends with your cellphone ghost

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its not actually my fault if i am
i know im fascinating but you just gotta have strength el

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here you go
cat memes are always a classic

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yes correct jade
you have smelt...
your own bullshit
gold star

do you remember what we were talking about before this btw

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i mean jade and rose are like my main pals
then like anya and yuri if you want 2 russian dancers
man i just realized im the odd one out in so many of our trio things
w/e

and ok i can do that super quick between classes like i said
im the media guru
second only to MAYBE roxy
dont tell her i said so though

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what no why would i
im not a heathen rox
i know not to touch another persons sandwich w/out express permission
when did you last have your pbj

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500
dirk kinda always goes all the fuck out
its impressive and occasionally disturbing

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if you want ill let you know if my bro ever figures out how to change profile shit
hes looking into it i think
when he isnt looking into like
deleting it entirely

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it will be very easy for you to get a picture of that
let me explain this in a tumblresque fashion

im 100% sure if i run at dirk and jump he will catch me
even if he happens to be holding stuff

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try pizzapizza
pizzapie
pi22a

fund it honestly
we should start a petition
EVERYONE would sign that
or at least all the sane people
who wouldnt sign a pizza petition only crazy people

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honestly why should you
beyond ig cavities and like caffeine or whatever reasons adults are always spouting
i mean my main poison is aj but you do you girl

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yeah but why would i want to make it less complex???
complexity is the spice of life
just ask rose

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would that make you the presidecat

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because theres nothing better to do tbh
speculation is a free move and its kind of a fun way to pass time

theres dog and iguana pics out there too at least
for like
variety
which is i am told the spice of life
but yeah we do seem to lean pretty cat heavy
not taht i am complaining since i like cats
but that sure is a thing

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id say age limit but literally like 3 of my teachers are on this damn thing
also all four of us do yeah
and i had him look at it for like 10 minutes

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so far it seems to be enabling people to shitpost about cats
and other stuff

but yeah it filled in everyones names w/out asking to my knowledge
creepy right

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quick q
do you like
practice being mysterious and terrifying in the mirror before work every day
asking 4 a friend

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ok ill give you more points for ridiculous stuff
thats the BEST sort of art to choose for anything when you have a choice
trends come and go but ridiculous?
ridiculous is forever man