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[recollecters]

Hello and happy new year! A lot of poll results came in from R&D and we've almost fixed taste all the way. Horses are almost fixed, too. We've been working pretty much non-stop around the holidays to stabilize everything, so I hope this works! Just so you guys know, while we were working on fixing the original problems we received some alerts of residual effects outside of our usual domain. Don't worry though! Remember what I said a while ago? We're still moving more resources around into better defenses to protect the city from huge storms like last summer. We'll be taking care of that really soon and isolating the unknown problem. I wish I could tell you more, but we're all working overtime here to finish the final stages of a big project. No matter what happens you guys should be safe while we finish up, so just stay calm, okay? Don't get too reckless! Joanne Wiseman Technician 2nd class Retrspec Incorporated As of this post taste tier 4 has been icly regained; tier 5 will go into effect on Saturday, January 6th at 9pm EST and taste will be fully restored! Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

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[thebeastwithout]

[links from here]

Sakunosuke

[thebeastwithout]

[link]

cause i said so

and also cause horses ain't got nothing on chocobos tbh

so what's it gonna be

[odasaku]

Both.

[thebeastwithout]

ugh fine be that way
it's too late though i already got your signature in writing

i know where you're truly at

Ann

[thebeastwithout]

[link]

my parents always say don't do anything if you're not gonna do it right

[...]

i have a feeling they were talking about me handing in my homework half-done but i think it shows initiative to apply this lesson to more areas of my life

[ladytakamaki]

Uhhh...yeah, that sounds like a good idea?
I don't know if I agree with that entirely, but whatever floats your boat.
Did you at least get partial credit on your homework?

Tsukasa

[thebeastwithout]

[link]

huh

[...]

oh well i don't have anything better to do on vacation so i'm gonna keep going with this and see how far i can get

maybe i'll get elected king of the chocobos

[stressweets]

Good luck. You'd have to instill a monarchy first, and as I've told a princess lately, that's hardly feasible.

Constantine

[thebeastwithout]

[link]

oh fine sheesh

i'll take bagels or bread or something too

actually do you guys make doughnuts

[lesinset]

yes
we make pretty much everything that can be baked
partner does savories
i do sweets
we split the coffees and teas
monday = english
tuesday = french & spanish
wednesday = the americas
thursday = caribbeans
friday = russia
saturday = asia

Kara

[thebeastwithout]

[link]

hey what's not to like
they're fluffy, they're giant birds, they give good hugs...

actually horses are ok too i just don't want them to take chocobos away

they're an important part of my fake childhood

[maidofmistakes]

I guess so, yeah. I do kind of want to see one -- somebody brought it up today.

James Barnes

[thebeastwithout]

[link]

what
no

don't be weird bro

i just want there to be velociraptors

imagine keeping a flock of raptors on your farm and bringing 'em to school who's gonna fail me out of history class now huh mrs. crabbreath

[frostythehitman]

oh so you have a farm now huh city boy
but yeah sure why not
dream big

Prompto

[thebeastwithout]

[link]

for starters you can donate to the save the chocobos fund
your money will be going to a good cause
like supporting the people running the save the chocobos fund

my other plan was to yell at these app moderators a lot

[mercurio]

? i've never heard of this fund before

[listen he takes his chocobos real fucking seriously]

Mion/Kotone

[thebeastwithout]

[link]

ok so it's just on personal taste

but chocobos are also giant birds and have wings and they're fluffy so

objectively better

i bet we could even teach one to fly

[penalizing]

...why do you hate horses so much???
how did they hurt you??
i really don't get why we can't have both

Felicia

[thebeastwithout]

[link]

ok but that seems like a harder sell

we can probably just sort of ease our way into that demand

[maidhem]

I think we should! There's lots of people who like both.

Kurt

[thebeastwithout]

[link]

you can't just say you don't trust birds man

think of everything birds do for you

like uh
sing and crud

and chicken. there's chicken. chicken is good for you. not that i ever have any

[digthefuzz]

i totally can say that!
but, like, it's not like i mean every bird
mostly the ones big enough to be menacing!

you raise a good point though
maybe chocobos would taste good!

Arashi

[thebeastwithout]

[link]

look it's hard being such a trendsetter all the time man
instagram was way 2016 and now it's back again who even knows why

but wait are you serious

you have an agent???

Matt Murdock

[thebeastwithout]

[link]

what
no
WARK is the greatest sound you could ever hear
like the call of angels from the heavens

but seriously why are the sounds they make part of your judging criteria that's pretty low on the priority list here

[blessmefather]

Ah but their wark is close to the calls of some other species of bird, which takes away from the effect a bit.

Right, I should clarify. I'm blind.