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[recollecters]

hey. looks like you're all busy right now and joanne is down with a cold, so this probably doesn't have to be fancy. r&d doesn't report anything major for the next month so don't be dumbasses and make a problem of your own. don't fuck with the liaison, we're not replacing him. looks like there's some weird fucking stone at city hall now. enjoy that, i guess. pretty sure zee warned you about the stones, but if you broke it, that sucks and we don't know how to fucking fix it yet so good job, idiot. you might need to be a little proactive. r&d probably has something in mind, but good fucking luck getting a straight answer out of any of them but the kid. maybe they'll at least tell zee what they need, though. or if you're chill with the loss, whatever. that's about it. wait, right. joanne wanted to thank two of you for letting her help with holiday shit last month. thanks for not being assholes. the kid likes having stuff to do, i guess. and that's really it. later. Wendy Guo Security/Archivist Retrspec Incorporated Per the mod plotting post, you may use this post to obtain this month's freebie! This month's freebie can be earned by turning in a thread on this post that has 10 or more consecutive comments from you. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Additionally, the heart stones from February are still in effect! They will be in effect until 3/3 and will be addressed on the event log. Thanks!

Comments

[fiddlestick]

Showers happen in the army.
And if you need water I can conjure some.
Just please take a bath.

[HE WILL GLADLY DUNK SOME OVER YOU BOY]

[thebeastwithout]

not when they're at war out in the wild!!
and this is totally war
we are warring against
evil darkness creatures or something c'mon

[fiddlestick]

There's still time for a bath in war.
Please Gar.
We're even camped next to a stream!!

[thebeastwithout]

you can only bathe in the blood of your enemies
and evil trees don't have blood
anyway the stream is where we drink from i'm not bathing in that that's gross
don't tell me you guys are rolling around in it while i'm trying to get a sip of water

[fiddlestick]

What?
Gar you're not supposed to drink out of a stream!
That's unsafe! It hasn't been sanitized!
Please tell me you haven't been drinking straight from the stream.

[thebeastwithout]

uh

no

yeah

definitely no

[fiddlestick]

Okay, maybe we should have you go to the doctor when we get back...just to be safe...

[darkinferno]

evil trees have sap

i'd like to see you try and use that for a bath

i'm pretty sure i saw yato piss in it earlier

[thebeastwithout]

ok bathing in the sap of your enemies doesn't sound as cool? but i guess i can roll with that

and oh my god don't tell me that

and who's yato?

[yato is probably five feet away from him right now]

[darkinferno]

gar

yato's been here the whole time

he's sitting three people away from you

[darkinferno]

sign me up, he just sprayed that shit all over me

how nose-blind do you have to be to wear this stuff

[fiddlestick]

Oh no I'm sorry Dante.
I'll get the bucket.

I don't think anyone in that company HAS a sense of smell, if you ask me.

[darkinferno]

you're a lifesaver, if i had to go around smelling like this until whenever we finally get out of here...

if they ever had one they sure as hell don't any more

[fiddlestick]

Haha, it's nothing.
Actually, if anyone wants to help hold Gar still, I could dunk some water on him too.

[alitaba]

i volunteer as tribute

[refate]

i'll take him from his six o'clock.

[livingdeadgirl]

dont tell him just do it!
go go go!

[thebeastwithout]

I CAN SEE YOU GUYS PLOTTING THIS IS LITERALLY MY POST c'mon guys

[darkinferno]

[Look, Dante's not even gonna waste any time texting back an affirmative.

He's just tossing his phone out of the way and tackling Gar.]

Got him! Come on, guys!

[frostythehitman]

[ FOOTBALL SKILLS: ACTIVATE

James leaps into the tackle to help pin him down ]

[livingdeadgirl]

[AMI'S DIVING FOR HIS LEG]

[alitaba]

[ does it count as cheating if she uses Necronomicon? TOO LATE, there are tentacles involved now. ]

[invocate]

[Li-Na can't help b/c omg that cloud of Axe is just too strong, but she'll be over here shouting encouragement]

DUNK HIM DUNK HIM

I am sorry Gar

DUNK HIM DUNK HIM

[commandertoolbelt]

love to help but i'm not going near him
only i can prevent forest fires

[fiddlestick]

Right! Good thinking!
Don't worry Leo, we'll make him less of a fire hazard!