TEXT (posted by Kazuki Oogami)

[roughplayer]

Thanks Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, for suggesting Retrospec wouldn't do something as stupid as switching people's bodies, and on their useless monthly post no less. They did the stupid thing.



For reference, here's a dumb photo our uncle took to justify mixing us up. I'm the one on the left (Kazuki), but I woke up in the fancy apartment and body of the guy on the right (Mizuki).

⬅ Selfie I took way too early in the morning.

This app also knows who I am despite this, and that's really creepy, more than Mizuki's modelling agency not noticing a thing. Is he always in a bad mood going into work?

Comments

[frostythehitman]

so you switched bodies, what's the big deal
it's not like they're any different

[akatatai]

On the bright side, at least all of the clothes will fit?
He'd probably be thankful if someone like you cleaned up his closet, or at least I think so
I'm glad I'm not the one switched with him!

[If it's rude to say that, it's going right over his head.]

[roughplayer]

Siblings with soap opera bullshit. That's the big deal here.

[roughplayer]

Congrats on your decent vision. This post is now slightly useful to the Retrospec populace to tell apart two guys. Maybe we'll need a directory for more of us if they regain silver hair.

[usurpers]

I can’t tell the difference beyond eye color.

[roughplayer]

I won't lie, you're not really making him any more intimidating. Anyway, you told me your weakness. You ready to die?

[thesettingsun]

Blessed, I guess? That's better than most people get.

[clothes]

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[clothes]

Continue with this sick diatribe of yours, and I'll show up at your doorstep with a baseball bat.

[idolworship]

absolutely yes

[clothes]

I will destroy your worldly possessions, your loved ones, and then finally you.

[idolworship]

awww
does daddy's little girl want to play catch? ♪

[roughplayer]

what the absolute fuck you two.

[idolworship]

this is
perhaps
unironically
the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me
in exchange, shall i offer you all my love? ☆
perhaps the desire to possess and
the desire to destroy are not
such contrary feelings, after all

[idolworship]

papa has two hands, kacchan

[clothes]

There is no 'you two'. I don't know this man. Miai who?

[roughplayer]

But now i can't mess around with this body. Damn you conscience, I would love to be a shitty brother toward a shitty brother, but he ain't that shitty of a brother.

[floret]

lol ty!

Did you have to comb your (or rather Mizuki's) hair in a special way to get it to do that swoopy thing, or does it do that on its own?

[clothes]

Nothing about this was intended to be or can be interpreted as romantic. It seems you really do have a death wish, don't you Miai? If you have longed to escape this mortal world for so long, you should have told me sooner. I would gladly lend a hand in sending you to the afterlife.

[roughplayer]

WE CAN'T ESCAPE HIM YOU IDIOT. NOT EVEN WITH DENIAL.

[clothes]

I hate this.

[unlightmusic]

> Suzu Kiryu liked this comment. [She also screenshot it for future reference in case she is in need of new cool chuuni lines.]

[roughplayer]

Join the club, I wish this dumbass app had moderation.

[unlightmusic]

aku its ok ppl make mistakes i still accept u as a good acquaintance its ok if u and aichan were penetration pals its ok if u guys are into stuff like ageplay or that aku has a daddy kink i wont judge but i would appreciate if u guys keep it out of a public space kids can read this yknow and also save it for when ur not a little girl so its less weird

[unlightmusic]

wtf why would u wanna kill me but whatevs just so u know its been less of a weakness lately so u wanna go? u rly wanna go punk? i'll fuckin bury u in the ground dude