> Post kittens.

[alienates]

Karkat Vantas shared a photo. 3/24 near Apprassage

You are goddamn welcome, everyone.
At least now, no matter what kind of a shitstained day you've been having, you can say you saw newborn kittens.

[ timeline-wise this is a little later in the afternoon, so like for high schoolers it'd be after school ends for the day, etc. ]

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[sharplydressed]

something like that
since we're "chosen" or whatever...
spooky (´ж｀;)

that's really cute though, rom sounds like a good kitty
so basically if we make it cat friendly and have stuff for them to climb on it might be okay?

[alienates]

That honestly could be possible.
The hard part is that we can't actually test the theory out since we all have Retrospec already.

Basically.
You can never really guess what kind of thing a specific cat might be into so just watch in confusion as they do the complete opposite of what you expected.
ALSO I know some people like letting their cats out but I would recommend against that because that is a very good way to let them get run over.

[sharplydressed]

i guess that's just one more reason to see if we can't get this stubborn thing off of our phones
and computers
and tablets
idk about you but it kind of seems like it's following me everywhere

i wasn't planning on letting my cat go outside anyway
i'd be too afraid it would get lost or hurt (;Д;)
or picked up by weirdos
but thanks for the advice! it's nice that there are people like you out here keeping an eye out for cats

[alienates]

No it is definitely doing that to me too.
I had to use my dad's phone for something, and Retrospec was suddenly there?
I asked when he got it installed, he said he had no idea what I was talking about, and when I gave his phone back the app was gone.

I wouldn't call it nice.
I just figure if you're going to do something, like own pets, you better to do it right or else what's even the goddamn point in having them??

[sharplydressed]

same story here
i guess it shouldn't be surprising when some people forget entire species, but still （￣□￣

that's still pretty nice though!
even if you say it like it's just common sense, which i guess it is, it's not like you have to go about stuff like that right?
i'm sure your cats are happy anyway and that's what counts! ✦

[alienates]

It's just weird as fuck because sometimes they seem completely incompetent in the technological front, but then they manage to do shit like that.

They're probably happier than I am.
It must be nice to have zero responsibilities and can just sleep all day and wait for people to feed me.

[sharplydressed]

do you think maybe the incompetent part is an act?
or maybe there's just some really smart guys on their team and then jim ┐(´ー｀)┌

it's only fair for cats to be super spoiled though
since they're so small and adorable and all
a sad cat would just be TOO sad

[alienates]

The idea that they could actually be highly competent but Jim keeps fucking them over is hilarious?

Well hopefully your future cat will not be sad then.
You seem like you do care about their health and happiness or whatever so I think you'll be fine whenever you decide to do it.

[sharplydressed]

right? i'll even forgive him for that video if that's the case tbh
i can just imagine janet checking the network and seeing that and thinking
why is it always jim

thanks! ♥（ﾉ´∀`）
i'll do my best to be a good cat dad when i can finally take care of one

[alienates]

They all go to work the next day, see this, and wonder who gave him access to the video editing software.

There are plenty of people around who seem to be crazy about cats here so if you need any help people will be running to help.

[sharplydressed]

maybe he's an idiot savant
comes up with great plans but then ruins them himself
and they can't even keep him out because he always finds a way back in

those people have good taste! i know a few already so i'll be sure to ask them

[alienates]

It's like being so brilliant that you somehow work your way back into being a tool with a brain the size of a pea.
Maybe we should be congratulating him?

Make sure they actually know what they are talking about.

[sharplydressed]

might as well
especially since janet probably turned that weirdo down so he might feel better getting congrats for at least one thing
good work jim!! (*＞ｖ＜)ゞ*゜+

i'll be extra careful though, don't worry
no feline friends will come to harm in my care!

[alienates]

Jim, you somehow exceeded our very low expectations and accomplished more than we thought you could.
I'm golf clapping.

God I think this has been the longest I have ever talked about cats.

[sharplydressed]

it just goes to show you!
you can do anything if you put your mind to it ( ´艸｀)

cats are a great topic though!
and you're pretty fun to talk to, too
so if you ever want to chat cats again, you know where to find me! （´▽`)ノ

[STUCK HERE IN RETROSPEC APP HELL.]

[alienates]

[ karkat learned a valuable lesson here today and it's that in order to get people to like you, you gotta talk about your cats ]

I'll set up one of those booths, like the one that girl had in that comic? Peanuts?
But instead of being a psychiatrist it'll just be a booth for talking about cats.

[sharplydressed]

[This is 100% true, Kiyomitsu can vouch for it.]

that'd be pretty popular tbh!
everyone likes talking about cats

except for the weirdos who think they're bad luck or whatever

[alienates]

I had an aunt who fucking DESPISED them.
If they were on her lawn she'd try to grab her hose and scare them off.
She didn't actually spray them with it but seeing water getting aimed towards you would freak anyone out I guess.

[sharplydressed]

????
omg
i didn't think people like that actually existed in the world but i guess you learn something new every day

at least she didn't actually spray them...
and being cats i'd guess they weren't scared off for long anyway

[alienates]

No they kept coming back all the time and just scattered when they saw her.
But it was still a pretty dick move???
She wasn't my favorite aunt. She also gave really fucking shitty Christmas presents.

[sharplydressed]

smart kitties
i hope they had a good time sitting on her lawn (`A´)9

i hope you don't have to deal with bad gifts anymore too because you might just end up with dancing fruit now tbh

[alienates]

Jesus
Can you imagine those fruit bouquets now?
Although I don't think people put a lot of limes in those so maybe it wouldn't be that bad.

[sharplydressed]

oh my god
true
but you know, that reminds me that i should be getting rid of the leftover citrus in my kitchen before my roommate gets an idea like that

but thanks again for the cats!
10/10 way better than fruit

[alienates]

Every time I go to a restaurant and they give you a lemon with your drink I am going to want to die.

Ok but let's be real here
It's really not that difficult to be better than the fruit.

[sharplydressed]

better avoid the fancy places with lemon water then (´ー｀;)

also true
but look it's a compliment, just take it!