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[recollecters]

Welcome to Retrospec™, the last social media network you will ever need. You are one of the few selected to test this exciting new platform based on our cutting-edge algorithms. Less than two hundred invitations have gone out, and membership is not currently open to the public. However, we hope you will come to see how useful Retrospec™ is, given time. We have for your use a variety of features such as text, voice, video, and image posts. We encourage you to explore our many options. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. As a reminder, everything besides uploading a profile picture and information was locked until this post. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently. Oddly, profile pictures still cannot be swapped out at this time, so hopefully you took a good one.

Comments

[threnodeity]

You are wise to be suspicious. I do, after all, hold a notorious reputation.

[rosettareflected]

Knox isn't helping. No, I'm on Android and it isn't working any differently here than it appears to for everyone else.

At least it's arguably better-designed. And light on data usage, too, though that may change with use.

[notyourutopian]

It's rather nice to know I'm not the only one who had this shoved onto their phone, at least.
And so far it hasn't stolen my bank account or opened any credit cards so. Winning, I guess?

Here's a picture of the stages of dog.



So what do we call it when we use this? I mean we tweet our...twits? and you post to facebook. And we ruin tumblr.
Retrospec retrospec
Speccing?
Are we speccing? Are we all speccing to retrospec right now?
No, that's terrible. Let's not call it that.

Anyway tell me what you guys think of this and maybe you'll wind up quoted in a high school newspaper.
Prestigious, I know.
Seriously though I need a filler article for Friday and this counts.

[strongestheart]

That's what I was wondering!

...should I even be posting to this???

[She asks as she has and will continue to and yet keep doing it.]

[burningblossoms]

Hello, Ms. Menodora. :)

If you want my suggestion, maybe a dog. They're more active than cats, most of the time. And they don't claw you.

[twelfthspark]

lololol

I mean, you're not wrong

[metafaliure]

Is 'Heiress' really your official job title?

[onceandfuturemascot]

...there's a big problem with who this is going to
And what it's doing with our personal data
In a legal sense, I think

[true_noir]

Less than I was, though I do remember that there was this very strange sound that I heard when I was near some trucks the other day. It sounded like a "Kweh" or something like that. Maybe your mystery thing makes that sound?

[rhapsodeity]

well that depends
i am not very knowledgeable about tracking on the internet...
maybe dirk will show up and explain for me lol
but the way i understand iiiiiiiiiis...
its mostly about selling you things!
so for example if i google astronomy, i will be shown things related to space
it seems pretty innocuous for the most part
in this case, an application downloaded itself to my phone without warning or permission and it knows my full name
and of course, there is this incredibly creepy message!
"last social media network you will ever need."
what does that even mean????

[doublesmall]

just keep trying, yeah? must be network issues. it'll go through eventually.

[longwei2go]

this has to violate a privacy law or something

[burningblossoms]

Oh my goodness, that last dog! He looks so silly!

[daemonized]

You may consider advertising when it's not lost in a flurry of confused messages.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki So you're saying I was hallucinating?

[burningblossoms]

It probably violates more than one.

Also I don't even have a Tumblr, but it says I have one! How?

This is really kind of skeevy.

[rosettareflected]

It may work off the principle that, given how hard it is to erase oneself from the internet in the modern day, it would be simpler to just start with as few barriers to honest communication as possible? I admit I'm not terribly enthused either, but it could be worse.

[threnodeity]

Lizard people are... quaint. But they have long since become a cliche. A sandbox for junior conspirators to toddle about in while shoving mud cakes into their drooling mouths. May I suggest the Time Cube cultists instead?

[notyourutopian]

So when you the @ theuniverse
Does it ever answer?

Because this is clearly the most important thing you are talking about.

[momentaryspring]

Ryoga Hibiki I assume so. It seems as though it would be the first place one would look.

[mikodere]

She does look like a queen, doesn't she?
Noa will be honored to have such a beautiful knight swearing loyalty.

[youraffection]

Yosuke Hanamura you really think so??

[strongestheart]

That looks like something I saw in a video game, once!

[Helpful.]

[okitactless]

Yasusada Yamato shared a photo. 2/1 near Homura Bakery

I can't have pets at my apartment but look at this one

[glacian]

That would be the logical response...