[5] i have regrets and they are all myself

[covenantal]

Great people of Retrospec. I am in dire need of your assistance. Please respond with the most honest opinions, thoughts, and suggestions you have about this topic:

🍌 Sexy banana costumes 🍌

Option one or option two? Or should I go with another option altogether? I am willing to commission a custom costume for my goal.

I need 100% unbiased answers for this very important and very serious inquiry. Thank you.

[ hey

that's weird.

it's almost like this is a word for word ripoff of souji's post.

only worse.

and also he's not willing to pay money for a banana costume commission. ]

Comments

[youraffection]

DUDE

[ JUST.

WHY. ]

[twostringsonebow]

Please ignore him.

[youraffection]

YU MIGHT ACTUALLY TAKE HIM SRSLY

[twostringsonebow]

[........... YEAH]

Then the only one he'll embarrass is himself.
If you want to do him one better (and you should, as his best friend) you need to have a costume of the ultimate fruit.
Which is a pomegranate, but I can't find one, therefore I offer you an alternative

[youraffection]

what
r u
r u srsly suggesting this

[twostringsonebow]

Why wouldn't I be serious?

[he's just as bad as his boyfriend that's why.]

[youraffection]

i cant believe u
all of u
wtf is even going on what is this 4

[covenantal]

It's...

... it's too beautiful!

[twostringsonebow]

Thank you. As a model, I do have an eye for such things.

[covenantal]

I should have known... I can't compete with your expertise.

You've out-fruited us both.

[youraffection]

dude no

[covenantal]

... I couldn't convince you to wear it, could I?

[covenantal]

For the record, I'd at least consider it.

Souji is probably the one to actually worry about.

[youraffection]

the fact that ur considering it scares me enough
i feel like souji is a lost cause at this point
but i had faith in u man

[covenantal]

Yosuke...

... I can't just let Souji win.

[youraffection]

yes
yes u can
this is not an award u want 2 win

[maskreant]

there’s no way he would do it.

it’s the perfect competition winner, though.

[covenantal]

That sounds like a challenge.

[maskreant]

strip for me, bad boy.

[covenantal]

Name the time and place.

[maskreant]

on video. right now.

[youraffection]

STOP IT

[maskreant]

it’s too late.

what should we do to salvage this post?

[youraffection]

i dont trust u 2 do anything rn

[maskreant]

you have to trust me or Goro.