2/6; 8AM

[jurai]

[Hey Retrospec, I hope you're having a good morning. And if you aren't, well...there's kitty posters that are designed to deal with just that. Hang in there, buckos. But for those of you that ARE, Crow's going to take to the network.

You know those traits that are all the craze and amplifying themselves? Well Crow's got em full swing, and his desire to help out his younger friends overpowers all else--in both everyday life and love lives. Unfortunately, it feeds right into his own self destructive behavior, so...

Signed in as BIG DECK ENERGY:]

Hey Retrospec-ers!

It's February, and you know what that means? Smmmoochessss? Hand holding. Candle light dinners~

It's a whole month dedicated to finding Mr. or Ms. Right, and with Valentine's day right smack in the center of the month, it's even generous enough to give you 2 weeks to buy discount candy. What could be better?

Well I'll tell ya

How about a date with my buddy, Rean Schwarzer? The guy had a pretty rough month in January and he's a little too shy to get out into the world and meet someone

He's about 5'8'', black hair, pretty good looking if I had to judge myself... He'll talk to you about anything and everything, and personality's got a little kick to it, if you're looking for excitement

Contact for more details

LATER!

Comments

un: DARK LORD MEOW

[maskreant]

[ Hmmm. Just based on observation and some fictional tropes, he wonders. ]

why don't you date him?

[brushy]

Looks like there was not need for him to join the boy in hellfire. You have kicked him right in.
👏👏👏

[maskreant]

i wouldn't want Rean to be alone. it's only fair, don't you think?

[brushy]

That is what I said, Dark Lord.

Oh, that sounds sinful. But I do enjoy cats. Is that a meme?

[maskreant]

it's not that sinful if you consider it has meow in it.

i wouldn't say it's a meme, but it is definitely a joke.

[jurai]

Ahmmmiiii


this is mean

[brushy]

I could not help it 🙏 You children are so dynamic!

[jurai]

Haha!

Don't let it catch you, you might become one of us again!

1/4

[jurai]

2/4

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[jurai]

4/4

[jurai]

[Ok. He's now taken the time to process being called the fuck out like this.

He wants to die.

Leaf him alone.]

Well

I'm the one helping him practice, of course

[maskreant]

[ He's going to shame you for dragging Rean like this. Might as well. ]

fake dating to lovers is A+. 👏👏👏

[jurai]

[HE DESERVES EVERY SECOND OF THIS.]

Wait that's not

Man, when did I get put in the hot seat?

[maskreant]

when you thought this would be appropriate and posted it to the network.

Private

[fiddlestick]

Something tells me even telling the that bluntly won't work.

[THEY'RE DUMB AS ROCKS AKIRA]

Private

[maskreant]

i thought it was just me that kind of saw it when they visited, but if you think so then it's legitimate.

they should at least be aware if it's thrown out here like this.

Private

[fiddlestick]

Nope. Not just you. It's pretty obvious, they're just really oblivious.

Maybe? I wouldn't hold your breath.

Private

[maskreant]

i'm allowed to tease them a bit, right?

[dereban]

Ah, someone said the Forbidden Words.

[jurai]

Hey, hey you


Don't encourage him

[dereban]

Give me five good reasons why not.

[jurai]

Fine

1. I
2. Have
3. Weird
4. Flavour
5. Oreos

[HE'S NOT ABOVE BRIBERY.]

[maskreant]

i'm merely laying out the truth for everyone to see.

[dereban]

I mean, fair?

Besides they already text each other like they're a married couple from what I can see, too.