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SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
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30
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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

I'm sorry, I have to get in on this nonsense.

[akatatai]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

I'MMM CCRYIING

[stressweets]

This isn't even as bad as some of the other stuff I've seen, Izutan.
Please don't call me out like this over this.



Also, please avert your eyes, the adults are talking ♪

[ he can say this because he's a few weeks older than him i'm fucking sobbing ]

I CANNOT BELIEVE

[akatatai]

Listen, we've both seen our fair share of the dark side of the internet, okay
But you're the one who decided we had to go there, don't try to drag me into this!!!!

YOU'RE 11 DAYS OLDER THAN ME, TSUKASA

I CAN

[stressweets]

Someone asked a question and I answered!!!
What was I supposed to do!!!
Okay, I didn't entirely think this through, I'll admit that

Older is still older so listen to your elders okay ♪
Unless you want to go explain to senpai what otherkin are
I'm not
I refuse this
I won't be responsible for sullying those that are still innocent to the ways of the world

[akatatai]

That makes two of us, then
Because I'm not doing it either!!!
Aren't we supposed to be wondering if Akira is even okay, he's going to look at this and scream

That's the whole point!!!
We're going to corrupt the youth at this rate
JUST LIKE WE'VE BEEN CORRUPTED BY THE INTERNET
WE CAN'T GO BACK TO PRETENDING TO BE PURE AND INNOCENT MINDS
I'M BLAMING TWEETER

[stressweets]

He'll be fine.
He lived through paying through Hinata's birthday party, he'll live through a little conversation about otherkin.

I don't know about you, but I'm going to pretend I'm still perfectly fine ♪
There are people off the app who don't know about this side of us, after all.
We can put on a strong face for them.
We can do it, Izutan.

i'm not sorry i have to get in on this too

[fabrefactions]

"Otherkin"...?

[ all those doujins he secretly draws for are pretty tame, leave him be. ]

What happened here....

[akatatai]

Um
I'm sure Tsukasa can explain it to you.....

[Immediately throwing them both under the bus, this is fine.]

[stressweets]

No.

what DIDN'T happen here

[fabrefactions]

But it seems as though you know as well, Izumi?

[ why you keep secrets from him ]

[akatatai]

Only a little bit from seeing it around... I didn't want to get involved
Things just HAPPEN online and come into your circle even when you don't want them to!
You have to understand at least that much!!!
I'm sure you know weird stuff too! Right?!?!?!

I'm more surprised that you've managed to stay pure after this long... never change...

[fabrefactions]

I am aware that the world online is a beast unto itself, Izumi.
I have run into my share of strange things. But strange things happen offline as well.

Perhaps you have spent too much time around these strange circles...

closes my eyes, recolle was a mistake

[stressweets]

If you don't know what it is, you're better off not knowing.
Please continue to live your best life.

you started this, friend....

[fabrefactions]

Thank you, I am living the best I can.
But why bring it up if you are unwilling to discuss the topic?

i didn't MEAN TO START THIS, IN PARTICULAR,

[stressweets]

For everyone who's already aware.
And so Izumi can explain it, now that he's here and showing his awareness.

[ tosses him under the bus ig ]

[akatatai]

One of us started this and it wasn't me!!!
I'm going to headbutt you hard enough to make you forget all of this

buddies,

[twostringsonebow]

Those who believe themselves to be something "other" than what they are; it was mostly in reference to those who believed themselves to be elves and like, therefore off on a higher plane than us mere humans.
There's a number of different subsets in the -kin typing, though most popular are those in the "fickin" community.
They believe they're actually the character they say they are (Say, Rainbow Flash in this case) trapped in a meaty, human body.
I hope this has been an enlightening explanation, Yusuke?






[please dont. ask. there is a lot to unpack but please.]

nnNNNNNnNNNN

[stressweets]

GORO

[stressweets]

I'm not even surprised you know this, Mr. Conspiracy Documentary Watcher.

[twostringsonebow]

It has been my personal experience that the sooner you give someone what they want, the sooner the embarrassment ends.
Whether that is crying or explaining otherkin.

But I digress. I actually found out because
ah
I have seen some fans of Secchan and I... who claim to be "kin" with us. They are ridiculed, of course, but I'm not sure if I should be flattered.
(Those are called "factkin" for the record.)

[real people kinning is... a thing.]

Regardless, I was intrigued.

[stressweets]

[ hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHE ]

I think that's a step above in terms of unhealthiness.
Especially if they're factkin with Sena-senpai.

[fabrefactions]

...

... This feels like a very deep world that I am somewhat hesitant to peer into on more than a surface level, but thank you for the explanation, at least.

Do you speak from experience? You seem quite knowledgeable.

[ yuSUkE. ]

[twostringsonebow]

It is, and you're welcome.
I hoped to do a thorough enough job that one would feel satisfied enough not to venture in.

I do! There are some fans who are "factkin" with myself, and I have seen it plenty in terms of the social sites I'm on.
Escapism isn't unpopular, and claiming that you're simply acting out as you would normally (in terms of being the character you say you are) would free you of guilt.
Not blame, but you can certainly spin things in your mind that way.

Then there are headmates.

[1620]

so like
is there clownkin

[twostringsonebow]

There is.
Anything you can think of, there is kin for.