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[maskreant]

SAVE THE DAVE
By Akira Kurusu and Gamzee Makara

$599
pledged of $777 goal

11
backers

30
days to go

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About Save the Dave (written by Akira)
Save the Dave is a Recolle Wildlife Fund to save our one and only unicorn in a human vessel, Dave Strider. Dave is a rare creature that is capable of time travel and bringing over 6 entrees to one’s table. He is also melodic, capable of playing a whole orchestra on his own. Born cool, he is one of the last that wear shades indoors and at night. With whatever amount you choose to donate, even a penny, we can keep our Dave Strider happy in Recolle with some apple juice boxes and loving support.

Testimony (written by Gamzee)
damas y caballeros, ready to get the slip on this diseased motherfucker to kick off the kickstarter? i can still hear some sorry vagabonds dishing the enigmatic interrogation marks all like . . . what’s the dave? 🤔

in the name of the three, only 24K of pure magic, sitting in his vault all ready to deal the motherfuckin’ charity pacts to the needy. have you ever seen something so beautiful in god’s image? only jesus but damn they might as well be blood bros, armed and related. he’ll change your lives forever, like. aight, listen. i used to watch this little dude every other night like my own fam bc his padres didn’t wanna leave him alone at night for their adult romping, and that glacier cold stare? the way he sort of cringes when he sees a brother? ave 🙏 it just makes me smile. is it making you smile right now? fuck yeah it is.

his ears be blessed, the dave listens. the dave snaps pics so sicknasty he directed pocketman snap before y’all were born. the dave spits heinous rhythm so hot that hell wants to take a permanent vacation like yo hold onto my sinners but the dave be like, sorry lucifer i’m on holy bail and just explodifies the whole damn underworld with a 5sec staredown. he don’t even gotta die for your sins homies, the dave lives on in a single finger gun. and muchachos, el besotea bien ;o) 👌 👌👌

like, what the fuck? hermanos, hermanas: the dave, that’s what 😎 honk.

Tiers
You can pledge as little as $1! Sorry, the website doesn't let us go lower.

• Less than $10 - a special picture of Dave
• $10 dollars or more - special picture and a printed copy of Dave's webcomic
• $25 dollars or more - picture, printed comic, and a limited edition 1 minute tune by Dave
• $50 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a pie shaped like Dave
• $100 dollars or more - everything from previous tiers and a Dave calendar drawn by Gamzee

Dislcaimer: Whatever funds will be donated to a charity of Dave’s choice.

Comments

i hate you

[odasaku]

A unicorn in a human vessel?

Is that possible?

i hate this even more

[stressweets]

Only if you're otherkin.



[ he is a boy who lurks in the my petite pony fandom, don't take this from me. ]

I'm sorry, I have to get in on this nonsense.

[akatatai]

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

I'MMM CCRYIING

[stressweets]

This isn't even as bad as some of the other stuff I've seen, Izutan.
Please don't call me out like this over this.



Also, please avert your eyes, the adults are talking ♪

[ he can say this because he's a few weeks older than him i'm fucking sobbing ]

I CANNOT BELIEVE

[akatatai]

Listen, we've both seen our fair share of the dark side of the internet, okay
But you're the one who decided we had to go there, don't try to drag me into this!!!!

YOU'RE 11 DAYS OLDER THAN ME, TSUKASA

i'm not sorry i have to get in on this too

[fabrefactions]

"Otherkin"...?

[ all those doujins he secretly draws for are pretty tame, leave him be. ]

[sketchythief]

is that some sort of magic thing...

[stressweets]

[ OH NO, SENPAI. ]

It's some sort of thing.

[maskreant]

if you think about it, we're kin with our past selves.

[twostringsonebow]

I am strongly opposed to this idea.

[stressweets]

Stop.

[akatatai]

Please no

[fabrefactions]

Was this necessary?

[fiddlestick]

That's a thought I could've lived happily without.

[adoringpast]

isn't that the textbook definition of otherkin anyway?!

[usurpers]

I don’t get it

[odasaku]

I've never heard that until today. Are there people that think that?

[stressweets]

Yes.
They're very serious about it too.

wow

[maskreant]

there are some people that feel they're in the wrong body. while it isn't always accounted for, some do consider themselves beasts trapped in a human. of course there's a distinct divider between those that just do it for fun and those that are seriously ailed and conflicted about their appearance.

for the most part, this specifically is a joke.

[nachetanya]

Oh good, someone pointed that out! I was going to be very annoyed if in all this discussion that wasn't acknowledged!

[ is she serious...

...

Elliot knows yes, but either way, because of this, this kickstarter gets a $27 dollar donation ]

[maskreant]

i wasn't going to mislead anyone into thinking it's all true.

but the list wanted a kickstarter, so here it is.

[1620]

preach

[maskreant]

so did you decide to be otherkin?

[odasaku]

[ he has understood absolutely nothing about this. ]

So does this mean that I shouldn't donate?

[maskreant]

it's up to you?

the money will be going to a charity, either way.