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[recollecters]

Maurice was going to do this, but Maurice sucks so I sent him home before he could. Anyway, some of you may have noticed our new poll feature! We just don't have the time and resources to cater to all your "where is x item, what the fuck" complaints, so we had to streamline. The polls were the result of that! Coded them myself. I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. So basically we're democratically crowd-sourcing what we're going to bother to fix for you! You can send thank you notes to the building, HR doesn't mind. So far it seems like you all care about the color blue most, so we fixed it! A little, anyway. I suggest a bracing walk through the woods if you particularly missed the color and don't feel like gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes. You've all been reading up on QR codes, right? You might also want to learn to start a fire. Just a tip. Jim Halloway Research & Development Retrspec Incorporated As per the World Regains tracker, fruits and flowers that were once blue are once again blue. This includes the echo flowers in the Recollé woods! NPCs seem to be incapable of seeing this color still, however, and will not note any differences. The color does not seem capable of being transferred to anything else, either, and any attempts to do so will simply fade the color of the thing you were trying to use to do that. Furthermore, one thread of at least 10 comments from you from this post may be supplied for one untriggered memory by linking the thread and in explanation putting "June Freebie". This may only be claimed through the rest of June, and may not be claimed after the month ends. Please feel free to use this post as a network mingle. Every toplevel can be considered a new post, and threadjacking is permitted. No NPC response will be given. Usernames are the character's full real AU names, not aliases or chosen nicknames or usernames, and seemed to have filled themselves in; nothing characters do can change or obscure their names currently.

Comments

[protegge]

conspiracy theory: jim killed maurice
rest in peace maurice
maureace

you can start a fire by filling a ziploc bag w pee and using it as a magnifying glass if u dont have a lighter
but why the fuck wouldnt you have a lighter
dont piss in a bag you freaks

[erythristic]

why do you know this?

[protegge]

i was a boy scout

[this is the most BLATANT LIE]

[true_noir]

Thank you for sharing with the class. Thankfully I already own a lighter.

Because, why?

[alienates]

"I mean, Maurice did some of it, but I did most of it. "
This is literally just the asshole way of saying that whoever the fuck Maurice is did all the work and you're just taking credit for it.
Have you ever gone one single day in your life without ruining someone else's day, Jim?
Maurice probably worked very hard on this code that shouldn't even be a thing in the first place because this gigantic pile of droppings should not be left on our porches every morning for us to step on.

[notbunaga]

you can swear you know
they wont ban you i promise
this isnt club penguin

[alienates]

I know I can swear I was exercising my right to use different vocabulary.
FUCK
Look, a swear word!!!

[true_noir]

solidly in the "Anything has to be better than hearing Jim make a fool out of us again" camp, are we?

[alienates]

Jim Halloway burnt my village to the ground and pissed on the ashes of my dead friends and family.

[foretellable]

Jim sucks 100%.

Let's get Maurice to talk to us from now on. #MyMaurice2017!!

[alienates]

#ImWithMaurice
#MoreMaurice
Ok I'm done with hashtags.

[lostapprentice]

by being responsible for this aggravating nonsense even partly maurice deserves whatever petty slights he gets.

now if only someone would do the same to jim.

[scarlet_devil]

Émilie Écarlate Here we go again.

[true_noir]

Chloe Bouchard It would appear to be the case.
Chloe Bouchard Threaten and tease us.
Chloe Bouchard Mess something awful up and give us unwanted memories.
Chloe Bouchard Start fixing it, as if we were somehow being blessed by their help.
Chloe Bouchard Rinse, repeat.

[obscultator]

Well, I suppose I'm all set for the fire-starting, at least. Who knew my old scout troop days would prove useful more than once this week.

[true_noir]

Your scout days, or mine far from anything but a house-sized generator. Either way, I think he should be careful how much he tempts us.

better nate than lever

[loudmouths]

only "a little?"

there's no point in trying to ask, i get it, but why not everything?!

though i guess it's a good enough reason to go into the woods again, maybe???

[secare]

because the goal isn't to fix stuff
more like
it's just to piss us off
i'm sure

[tarotcards]

At least my blueberries are now actual blueberries again. Eating them while they were grey made them seem like they were rotten.

Not that it stopped me from eating them but you know.

[frostythehitman]

What, you think you're just gonna find a giant pool full of blue dye in the middle of the woods?

[tarotcards]

What's wrong with gazing deeply into a hobo's eyes? Maybe I'd just like to get to know our friendly neighbourhood homeless man. Don't be classist, Jim.

[ he's joking so onto the more serious things like... ]

But at least our foods are blue again. Eating grey blueberries just didn't have the same feeling. You could say that I was rather blue from it.

Anyway, is anyone interested doing a few experiments with me later?

[strawberrypunch]

[...Seeing the name attached to this, he's almost afraid to ask, but...]

What kinds of experiments?

[covenantal]

[ Seeing what he's saying to Tatsuma... ]

You want to experiment with blueberries?

We could also try dying fabric or paper using the newly-blue flowers.

[esperimental]

You should at least bring him food and something to drink. Starting with the staring is creepy.

[rebellions]

why do i get a feeling you're gonna dress up as a hobo and try to prove your point next...

[Why indeed, Rags.]

i'm gonna regret asking but... what're you up to this time?