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[eyestitch]

Nui Harime 7/6 near The Towers, Tisse, Recolle

🛑 🛑 STOP EVERYTHING! 🛑 🛑 HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP who else here has gotten a load of jim's registry yet? there's no way a crummy bachelor needs a full set of royal copenhagen dinnerware, right? like, just what are we supposed to make of this? are we looking at the next celebrity wedding of our time? 👀 could it be that the proposal was successful? will you watch the live retrospec broadcast? what are you all buying? i'd hate to get him a duplicate 🎁🎁 does it just make you want to PUKE thinking about jim putting a ring on it? are you sad you're gonna die alone drunk in your underwear? that there will be baby jims? little jims? slim jims, even? 💏 💞 ???? i need answers

((As per the mods, here's what can be found on Jim's registry, generally.))

Comments

[thesettingsun]

I kind of hate that pun.

If you get him part of something on his registry, does it still count? Like, say, the cover of a cookbook with the contents ripped out?

[overtwohundred]

i hope that shit crashes and burns

also, that bit about dying alone drunk?
you're projecting, pumpkin.

[seeker]

my running theory is that he's still a stalker.
janet didn't seem like a blushing bride.
and speak for yourself.

[truedetective]

A wedding registry? Where did you find it?

[liberal_arts]

What's wrong with a bachelor enjoying Copenhagen?

[adoringpast]

the answer is WHO FUCKING CARES just give him whatever and get it over with, goddamn

[covenantal]

I was thinking something like 500 rubber duckies. Every new married couple needs a lifetime supply of rubber duckies, after all.

[vendettastool]

I usually go for something a little less ostentatious than Royal Copenhagen for daily eating, but it's useful for when my parents show up for dinner parties. Maybe he has rich parents that like to eat on fine china.

[matchbreaker]

Who are you saying's going to die alone here?

Besides, just get him one of the simple gifts like a microwave or something!

[godcards]

Alone and drunk sounds far more enjoyable than being anywhere near someone like Jim.

He may want nice gifts, but that doesn't mean he was successful... He's lying to make himself feel better.

[destiny_key]

i mostly just cant believe janet would say yes to him

[youraffection]

i think hes trying 2 compensate 4 his obvs lack of game
10 bucks says theres no actual wedding planned and hes just trying 2 milk us 4 everything weve got